Aug 16, 2024
Sam: How was the honeymoon?
Y/N: Bucky got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.
Y/N: He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.
Y/N: I love him.
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Sam: How was the honeymoon?
Y/N: Bucky got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.
Y/N: He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.
Y/N: I love him.
Peter: Why is Bucky so much nicer to you? When he hate everyone?
Bucky looking at Y/N:
Y/N thinking:
Y/N: How old are you again?
Peter: Sixteen.
Y/N: Oh baby child no. It’s just because we are bestfriends that’s why.
Bucky : What are you doing?
Y/N, digging through a bag of M&Ms: Sam really likes the yellow ones, so I'm separating them.
Bucky: That's actually kinda sweet, and signs you’re an amazing friend to him!
Y/N: Huh? No, I'm mad at Sam. I'm collecting them so that I can eat the M&Ms in front of him and not give him any.
Bucky :
Bucky : You're a genius. Can I help?
Y/N: Yes, and let’s get more!
Sam: Bucky, you good?
Bucky :No, I’m okay .
Sam: What’s up?
Bucky: I was arguing with Y/N, and in the middle of it, they took off their glasses and said, "I don't want to see you right now".
Sam *laughing*: I think I just fell in love!
Bucky : If you want my advice-
Sam: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times.
Bucky : First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, they’ve also tried to kill me.
Y/N: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.
Y/N: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Bucky: That's great, Y/N. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
Y/N walking in with a box.
Bucky: What’s that?
Y/N: A package from my parents.
Bucky: What do you think is in it?
Y/N: It’s heavy. Must be their disappointment in me.
Bucky: Want me to lighten the load? I’d rather them be disappointed in me, not you.
Y/N drops the box: Bedroom. Now. I’m ready to have your babies!
Y/N: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Bucky : Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.