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Jan 2020 - Jan 2026 did a number on me 🤯

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The concept of Michael Kaiser being a complete fucking big back is so precious to me.

Like yes this Fatass will vacuum anything and everything he sees (besides milk). He’s probably consumed bones from fish without even noticing because of it, defo watches smth whilst eating and is distracted.

He definitely eats so fast and ends up choking, has to constantly be told that his food won’t run away from him to get him to eat slower. Spoiler alert— it never helps.

He loves watching Kitchen Nightmares and Hell’s Kitchen and genuinely thinks the food doesn’t look that bad. 💀 He’s also wanted to be on the ‘I Can Cook’ show (me projecting). Probably watched it and learnt how to cook from there or smth. (Ik it’s a uk show but let me be delusional) He gets a little stressed when he watches The Great British Bake Off but finds it incredibly funny when the desserts collapse in the very last minute. I think he would enjoy Come Dine With Me too, he gets super serious when it’s time to grade the host’s dinner service and gets so disappointed when they give a higher rating than he expected. His guilty pleasure is watching Worst Cooks In America, especially after a bad day at practice— it makes him feel better about himself. 😭

Kaiser defo isn’t strict on his athletic diet either, he’s the type to just burn off the calories unintentionally in his pursuit to become the best.

And if he was a streamer or influencer, he would defo be a mukbanger. He either eats in absolute silence or talks about the recent books he’s read, he eats so much that he’s accused of spitting out his food off camera— Kaiser doesn’t fall for the ragebait... 🌚

His bank transactions are all just from food. (Sounds a lot like me) 😞. He loves a good buffet deal, and if there’s ever them food eating contests— he absolutely obliterates his opponents. Has so many prizes that he’s won all over from across the world displayed in his room.

Sightseeing is eating food for him. He tries food from all cultures with an open mind. Eats with his hand and can also can use chop sticks so well that he ends up unintentionally rizzing up aunties.