Feb 5, 2024
A WarioWare spoof of Big Bill Hell's I made months ago for a Discord server. I figured now would be appropriate to share it here.
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A WarioWare spoof of Big Bill Hell's I made months ago for a Discord server. I figured now would be appropriate to share it here.
Do you guys see my vision
Greetings! This seems like a fun gimmick blog. May I request the sequence of Big Bill Hells?
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Closest match: Lycophotia porphyrea genome assembly, chromosome: 19 Common name: True lovers' knot
FUCK YOU KIRKWALL!
IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO HIDE FROM THE TEMPLARS, YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH SHMUCK TO JOIN BARTRAND'S EXPEDITION
CAVE INS, KIDS THAT GET LOST, THIEVES
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOUR FORTUNE IN THE ANCIENT THAIG, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!
IT'S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE JUST A STUPID DOG LORD YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT
GUARANTEED!
IF YOU FIND A DEMON'S LOOT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS
YOU HEARD US RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS
BRING YOUR SWORD, BRING YOUR STAFF, BRING YOUR SIBLING, WE'LL KILL THEM
THAT'S RIGHT, WE'LL KILL THE KID
BECAUSE AT BARTRAND'S EXPEDITION YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM SATINALIA
TAKE A HIKE INTO THE DEEP ROADS
HOME OF RED LYRIUM
THATS RIGHT, RED LYRIUM
HOW DOES IT WORK?
IF YOU CAN TAKE THE MOST DANGEROUS THING POSSIBLE AND MAKE IT WORSE, YOU'LL BETRAY YOUR OWN FAMILY FOR IT!
DON'T WAIT, DONT DELAY, DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL LEAVE YOU FOR DEAD
ONLY AT BARTRAND'S EXPEDITION, THE ONLY CREW THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF
HURRY UP ASSHOLE!
THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE YOU PAY US 50 SOVEREIGNS, AND IT BETTER NOT COME FROM GAVORN OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHER FUCKER
GET THE BLIGHT!
BARTRAND'S EXPEDITION, KIRKALL'S FILITHEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS-OF-BITCHES IN THE FREE MARCHES
GUARANTEED!!
I’d hate to get an ad in the middle of a phone call.
That would be horrible.
“Yeah. Yeah it’s just down the road from Mr Churmpinst’s house. Yeah. Right by the old phone box. That’s right.”
“Just under the tree?”
“Yeah. You’ll need to bring the key. Okay good. Now-
“NEW! WOW! COOL! FUCK YOU BALTIMORE! BIG BILL HELLS IS BACK FOR MORE AND BIGGER THAN EVER! BAD DEALS! OUR CARS ARE STRAIGHT UP BROKEN! AMAZING! WOW! IT’S LIKE TETANUS BUT YOU CAN DRIVE IT! WE ARE LEGALLY ENTITLED TO KILL YOU! WOW! ONLY THE MEANEST MOTHERFUCKERS IN THE STATE OF MARYLAND”
“AAAGH! Damnation!!!!!”
It wouldn’t be pleasant.
To say the least!
Fck you, Andrew! If you’re dumb enough to play Rainworld this weekend, you’re a big enough schmut to check out Sofanthiel’s Gamer Hell! Bad gravity! Shelter failures every cycle! Train lizards!
If you think you’ll have an easy time in Gamer Hell, you can kiss my ass! It’s our belief that you’re such a bored motherfcker, you’ll play this campaign - guaranteed! If you find a better campaign, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right - shove it up your ugly ass!
Bring your pets! Bring your spears! Bring your slugpup - we’ll punt them! That’s right; we’ll punt your slugpup! Because in Paincat’s Gamer Hell, you’re fcked 6 ways from Cycle 20!
Take a hike - to Gorbo’s Gamer Hell! Home of challenge dating - that’s right, challenge dating! How does it work? If you can date all 5 Downpour scugs and not get dumped, you get no toll requirements! Don’t wait, don’t delay, don’t fck with us - or we’ll rip your nuts off! Only in Gamer’s Gamer Hell; the only campaign that tells you to fck off!
Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the moment that you download the DLC - and it better not crash or you’re a dead motherfcker! Go to hell - Invenot’s Gamer Hell! Rainworld’s filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest sons-a-bitches this side of Outskirts! Guaranteed!
(this is all very /j btw. probably a given but jic)