Jul 4, 2025
Got bitten by a crab but I deserved it
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Got bitten by a crab but I deserved it
Everyone drop their serial tendency! Mine is that I can’t stand the sound of people breathing, and always think “can you like, stop doing that please?” When I’m around people.
fun fact: Cerberus was just a regular dog. all dogs secretly have two extra heads hidden away. (Not counting the snakes obvi)
It has occurred to me that I can do whatever I want. Anyway I’m on romcom 3 tonight and I’ve reached peak mentality.
Me and my four followers are gonna survive the worms together :D the rest of y’all better hold your breath.
Im a little bit brain in the silly. I had too much of the Drink. That’s right, capital J
I’ve been playing games for too long; I just genuinely almost vaulted myself off of a 18 story ledge thinking it would be faster than taking the elevator.
3 AM
Me: *Listening to Femininomenon, drinking four ice coffees at once (one in each hand), jeans covered in carabiners, sun glasses slightly askew* Hey
The other me who just returned: *Listening to Hozier, chugs 19 shots of espresso, wearing 67.5 pairs of sunglasses to cover all visible eyes* Sup