#bigorangeperson

[delcat177]

In case I forget tomorrow

Let us raise a glass in toast to all of those Fourth of July parties where we miraculously did not end up in the ER despite each of us spending a turn going "DID THE FUSE GO OUT I THINK THE FUSE WENT OUT I'M GONNA CHECK"

jfc guys how are we alive and how do we have all our fingers

[delcat177]

Friggin' in the riggin'!

ACTUAL CONVERSATION FROM AGES AGO:

Holly and me together, apropos of very little: —‘til they crushed his cock with a jagged rock for comin’ in the brandy!Me: Oh my God, you think that’s the best line too?Holly: It is, though.Me: I wonder why.Holly: I think probably the violence.Me: Yeah, me too.

[delcat177]

Delcat: she is hiding under my bed but I don't know if she's scared or asleep Delcat: I hope she is warm enough Delcat: but if you pick her up she likes being petted and goes PURR PURR PURR PURR Delcat: She was actually a kitten I looked at for a long time but couldn't consider adopting Delcat: because she was named Jeff and marked as male Delcat: but kittens are like that bigorangeperson: it's so true bigorangeperson: also erin, she's COVERED IN FUR bigorangeperson: she's warm enough Delcat: BUT SHE'S SO LITTLE Delcat: and we're running our house at fucking sixty degrees bigorangeperson: sixty degrees is still pretty warm when you're super fluffy Delcat: What if she gets too hot 8< bigorangeperson: also, did you stick a blanket down there for her? Delcat: I did but she's not going near it bigorangeperson: aww, poor bb. she's fine. she probably just needs some time to adjust! Delcat: or her toys or food or water or paper bag or litter box Delcat: ...she's asleep isn't she bigorangeperson: ...yes, she's probably asleep Delcat: ...I'll be quiet

[delcat177]

i'm an enigma ok? i'm a mystery wrapped in a riddle wrapped in business casual

Holly, on kittens and people getting eaten by fingers

[delcat177]

bigorangeperson: erin! how's things on the west coast? Blue canary in the outlet by the lightswitch: Megan signed off huh bigorangeperson: you both could at least act like you don't still live together for my piece of mind bigorangeperson: i only have so much of an attention span Blue canary in the outlet by the lightswitch: Dude even if I was at home I would SEE her signing off Blue canary in the outlet by the lightswitch: but anyway things are pretty cool bigorangeperson: well why pull your psychic bullshit with me right this second then? bigorangeperson: also! where are you? in an alley? on the internet with strangers? bigorangeperson: you are totaly freebasing wifi in an alley with a dirty needle Blue canary in the outlet by the lightswitch: sorry had to help Megan get out the door without the cat escaping Blue canary in the outlet by the lightswitch: and the needle is clean

[delcat177]

bigorangeperson: i know. i believe you. i have just worked a twelve hour day and had a big beer bigorangeperson: don't make me retain things Blue canary in the outlet by the lightswitch: MATH Blue canary in the outlet by the lightswitch: SCIENCE Blue canary in the outlet by the lightswitch: BUTTS bigorangeperson: Noooo! YOU ARE BUTTS bigorangeperson: super butts Blue canary in the outlet by the lightswitch: UBER butts bigorangeperson: DAS UBER BUTTES Blue canary in the outlet by the lightswitch: DAS UBER BUTTES +1 INFINITY bigorangeperson: joe took my glasses