#bikeshaming

[dragonturgy]

Seems like an appropriate place to park a bike. This is not how your momma taught you to treat your toys. #jump #jumpbike #cheesmanpark #bikeshaming #bikesharing #commuterbike #commute #cycling #shaming (at Cheesman Park, Denver) https://www.instagram.com/p/Boj7ACNF9tz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16fc9zav1lchp

[cannedviennasnausage]

my ID fell off my keychain while I was pedaling back to my dorm

I noticed right when I was about to flash it to the guard at the gate

so naturally I biked all the way back, a mile and a half across town 

at eleven at night

while my left pedal threatened to fall off again 

i am really starting to hate this bike

i think i'll call it beelz

[fixedqueers]

Why Bikes Make Smart People Say Dumb Things

An NPR journalist’s fumbled tweet exposes a hole in the debate about urban cycling

#endbikeshaming #ilikemybike 

[cannedviennasnausage]

formerlyanon: has your bike tried anything else as of late

kwii: NO, ACTUALLY

formerlyanon: its lying in wait

kwii: ever since i remembered i had a helmet in my closet and started wearing it

kwii: satan bike has

formerlyanon: oh my fucking god

kwii: behaved

kwii: yes i had been riding that deathtrap with no helmet

kwii: i flirt with death without even trying

formerlyanon: well it flirts back so

formerlyanon: i ship it

kwii: this is clearly a blackrom we are dealing with

[cannedviennasnausage]

I never even used the damn bell jfc 

[cannedviennasnausage]

my bike tried to kill me again

out of fucking nOWHERE my rear tire got a puncture and was dead flat and when i noticed I rammed into a parked minivan

[cannedviennasnausage]

first my left pedal goes flying off in the middle of traffic and now this

my bike is a butthead