#billy speaks

[thinkanamelater]

They should ship Brennan Lee Mulligan over to the UK and make him compete in Taskmaster. I think it'd be sort of a vacation from the kind of experiments that Sam plays on him

[billys-blueballsaf]

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This is a very SFW audio. Here's my voice and my accent.

Fun fact about komodo dragons🐉. Dedicated to my cute dragon mutual 💜

-transcript under the cut-

Komodo dragons can have so-called virgin births. As well as mating with males the species is parthenogenetic: in other words, the females can lay fertiles eggs without any input from males. This will only reproduce identical young, however. For the species to continue to adapt, it needs to mate.

[redwolfstabs]

Drawing idea for Stuilly-

Prison guard Stu with Inmate Billy who’s flirting with Stu through the bars of his cell 😵‍💫

[notaslxcalart]

YEEHAW 🤠

Cowgirl Miku for y’all 🗣️

(Pls don’t repost/trace/steal)

[ruv-criminal]

this is their dynamic

skillet: man I love sitting in my room with this wonderful silence

*Billy bursts through the door*

Billy: wanna play poker and bet candy?

Skillet: do I have a choice?

Billy: of course naw't

Five minutes later...

skillet: I win again

Billy: how!?

Skillet: idk, I've never played

Billy:

Actually, it’s da ot’her way ‘round.

Skill’t bursts inta ma’ room.

[billywants-a-break]

I'm Billy. Trans masc he/they 🏳️‍⚧️ 31yo - white - southern europe. English is not my native language but I'm fairly comfortable with it, fluent in Spanish and Portuguese. Learning French, but I could hold a conversation, probably... probably not.

About me:

I'm your classic case of sunshine (a bit shy at 1st impressions), at the same time giving off very silly, weird, but ceptic vibes.

I've been focusing on strengthening my upper body, so working out more seriously is part of my routine. Btw, I still can't do a full push-up lol which is my goal - to get strong enough to do a stupid full push-up. (update: I just want to get buff now and build muscle)

I'm very aware of my age, I just don't feel like I'm 31 lol I have a (average!!) cute face, and I'm 1.55m or 5 feet and 1/2 an inch, so nobody ever takes me seriously. I kind of accepted it, or I just don't really care what people think anymore - more like try to, I am a work in progress. Unemployed 😉 👉 and living with my folks until this Summer!! (tmi, I know)

I reblog queer content, art and much of my interests. This is a SFW blog.

DMs are open, for everyone! Mutuals are encouraged to reach out! Let's connect. Let's talk about what we have or haven't in common 😊.

A regular DNI if you're: racist, bigot, zionist, TERF and SWERF, queerphobic, ... you know how it goes!

(updated - 11.2024) > (updated - 04.2025)

[filthyheaven]

[#I didn’t know this was a popular opinion for him TO have a mommy kink#I don’t see it personally] I see you've had the good fortune to not see the 'Dad was the abusive one and Billy and Candace fall in lurv after murdering him together' AU fic.

HUUHHHHMMMMMM?????????!

I surely did not. Appalling. Shocking... But not really. I'm so????

[movedtoprsmise]

jimin: says he doesn’t like to act cute also jimin: acts extra cute to try to get what he wants