#binghua

[mielplante]

when you find yourself with two yappers instead of one

[lightprkdraws]

I just think a godly halo around SQH's head would be neat. Also, LBG with fangs :3

[windcloudii]

Okay, so here I have Possessed Luo Binghe's Bodypillow AU. It is also connected to this post: 

Modern Cumplane × Bingge. (Bingge/Yuan/Qinghua basically) Part 1

Modern Cumplane has established a relationship and lives together peacefully until Shen Yuan gets Luo Binghe's body pillow.

Airplane: Bro, I think this pillow is possessed. All these weird dreams started from that point on.

Yuan: I don't think it's Binghe. You just watched too many horror movies.

Bingge: It's true, A-Yuan. I have nothing to do with this~ Leave me in your bed.

Airplane: You were so deep in the closet and look where you ended up, in my bed. You really think a closet is gonna help?

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Everything is fine at first, but now and then, Airplane notices a hard stare from the pillow. + he starts to sleep even worse than he was when writing PIDW. He gets both horny and horror dreams, Shen Yuan, too, but he refuses to elaborate. Stares and intense atmosphere get especially strong when they make out. 

Airplane deduces that the Pillow is probably possessed by some horny spirit as karmic punishment for writing PIDW and has no idea that it's actually Bingge, who, on the search for kind Shizun, came across this world. Sadly, he is low on energy and can't get into this world in his own body yet, but he can peek out of his body pillow. Firstly, he wants to leave immediately until he notices a room full of items of him ??? The room looks unfamiliar, completely strange and bizarre, and yet full of totems (statues?) Of him. Is it a shrine? No, he also sees a bed, so probably not. 

Intrigued, Bingge stays and follows the life of a pair. Both of them remind him of someone, but he still can't pinpoint where he has seen them, so he continues his stal-  research. He can leave the pillow back and forth. Day by day, he gains more power and can influence the world, so of course, he messes with them a little (not) bit. They know him so well (he needs to find out how they knew even private information), so they probably won't mind, right? They can't expect him to just sit and watch.

Shang Qinghua tries to convince Shen Yuan to get rid of it. But man chooses denial and repression. Classic Cucumber. Airplane tries to exorcise him with different ways from different religions, but nothing seems to work. 

Airplane: I'm going crazy, but... *looks at the pillow* I came to negotiate; no exorcism works against you, so I have no idea what to do except make a deal. You're not planning to get rid of me, and I'm not planning it either. And I will not tearfully beg Cucumber to get rid of you. 

Bingge: *talks for the first time* Now you come to me, but you don't ask with respect.

Airplane: *high-pitched scream*

[sunstung]

give me binghua (or anyone and qinghua) and my life is YOURS!!! 😭🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

in shang qinghua’s defense, he’d never pictured he’d be on the receiving end when he came up with binghe’s preferred method of transmitting heavenly demon blood

[shizunitis]

the devil: tell me your greatest desire, your vilest fantasy 😈

my brain: hhaougha…

[autumn-elwood]

Late stage transmigrated as a wife airplane would be his usual nervous self until Bingge and him are about to papapa, and then he'd flip their positions, run both his hands down Bingge's chest, and whisper, "Let Daddy take care of you, baby," right before he rocks Bingge's world.

[konjiang]

Luo Binghe trying to court Shang Qinghua goes worse than him courting Shen Qingqiu. (Of course courting with permission of SQQ and MBJ) Shang Qinghua misinterpreted everything Luo Binghe does.

He gives SQH a nice necklace, but SQH reads between the nonexistent line and thinks that LBH wants him to find out the mystery behind it. LBH cooks for him, only for SQH to think he's sampling the food before LBH could present it to his shizun. With no other strategy, LBH kisses SQH. He expects some sort of reaction, but SQH’S responded with, "Very nice kiss, maybe a little less teeth. I'm sure Shen-shixiong would like it." He whines about it to MBJ and SQQ, trying to find ways to make his feelings known.

LBH: "MBJ, how did you do it?"

MBJ: "Noodles"

LBH: "But I already tried food! Shizun, how did you do it?"

SQQ: "I yelled at him"

LBH: "I can't do that. He starts shaking and hiding whenever I slightly show any displeasure."

With the help of his shizun and MBJ, they managed to manipulate SQH into a wife plot with LBH. Even then, SQH thinks LBH slept with him out of necessity.

"..."

[yearningfreak]

I desperately need more BingPlane/BingXiang so here's a self-indulgent AU where XF transmigrated as a kid near LBH's village and becomes his best friend! (And perhaps developing a slightly [?] codependent bond—and something more? with his protagonist)

—

XF wakes up absolutely groggy and out of it- of course, who wouldn't be after he got electrocuted to what he thought would be his final breath??

[ System Activated! Welcome, User 001! ]

…Who wouldn't wake up absolutely groggy and out of it after he got electrocuted to his final breath?!?

Guess he actually fucking died?????????????

So Xiang Fei panics for a bit (a lot) until he realizes the system has been glitching for a while now—talking about an error? on soul misplacement? Before shutting down entirely. Weird!!!

All he got from it is that he's in his stallion novel, PIDW. His Magnum Opus, his cashcow, his absolute demise, his most significant work, and- yeah he thinks those were enough descriptors.

Anyway! It doesn't take long for XF to figure out that he's been transmigrated as… well, an absolute nobody! Not much of a difference from his previous life! Not even an important side character, no! Not even a cannon fodder! He's just in the body of an extra he didn't even bother to name!! Hell, he didn't even know this guy existed in his novel!

From the looks of it, the body he's in is that of a child's—no more than what, 10? Sure, he can roll with that.

So after having a huge existential crisis, XF decides to actually try living out this second chance he has in life.

He finds out that this boy's family includes only an emotionally neglectful (?) father who doesn't even talk to him, save for meal times where he at least gives his son some spare fish he successfully caught during his job as a fisherman. Oh, and the man blames the original goods for his mother's death, apparently.

Thankfully, it doesn't get brought up more than once! Lucky him!

So XF mostly spent his time helping the old man out in the dock and playing hide and seek with the kids in the area. Doesn't really help that the internet is quite literally non-existent, forcing poor Airplane to do actual in real life activities.

So most of XF's days were spent in mundanity.

Then, he meets Binghe. At first, XF thought he was just a random kid in town who was too shy to join playtimes. But upon seeing the dark curls and familiar face, Airplane himself could never mistake his protagonist for anyone else!!! (The system showing up again after months of inactivity also confirmed it, more or less.)

He was so, so small!!! So scrawny too!!! He looks like he's at least 7 years old. Of course, XF couldn't help but try to befriend his tiny protagonist, despite all of tiny LBH's reluctance.

So XF eventually becomes closer to LBH and goes through the good and bad with him.

And despite all of XF's efforts to avoid the tragedy, the washerwoman still died. The system calling it a "necessary plot point". Xiang Fei's guilt only deepens upon witnessing Luo Binghe's behavior towards him after his mother's death. He had gotten clingier, more paranoid, more demanding of his attention.

On days where Xiang Fei was quieter than usual, Binghe would ask, "Are you tired of me, Fei-ge?"

Or when the other kids wanted to play with him, "Fei-ge, you wouldn't choose them over me, would you?"

and even just visiting a nearby town for errands prompted a "Fei-ge, you said you wouldn't leave!", along with tears and reddened cheeks.

Of course, how could Xiang Fei deny Binghe of anything? It was airplane's fault for his grief. It was his fault he had to resort to clinging on the same reason why his mother died in the first place. How horrible would it be of him to deny anything? So he stayed by LBH's side, everytime, without fail.

Fast forward to 9 years later, Binghe is now 16 and Xiang Fei being 19. 2 years after both of them had joined CQMS. XF ending up in An Ding peak and LBH, still on Qing Jing peak, upon the System's insistence on canon compliancy.

Binghe gets more possessive, more clingy, more demanding. Of course, XF tried to not acknowledge this at first. Because why would his stallion protagonist who is supposed to have a harem of women acting this way to him of all people, right? Perhaps guilt had twisted his judgement though.

Because Xiang Fei is now forced to fully confront the truth when Binghe lies atop the corpse of someone who spent a nighthunt with him.

Binghe is covered in blood and Xiang Fei's mind spirals in dread and guilt. Airplane was the one who made Binghe turn out this way. This was all his fault.

So of course, he pulls LBH straight into his arms—blood and all—whispering sweet reassurances;

"Fei-ge will handle this."

"Binghe did nothing wrong."

"Fei-ge is on Binghe's side."

He should accept the demon he's made of Binghe, long before he should've awakened.

This was all Airplane's fault.

This was all Xiang Fei's fault.