#bink bonk

[wooldawn]

[holicxz39m]

go my miitalocalypse

ill make them more custom clothes maybe someday waiting for shop reset is brutal... drew a bunch of crap on their faces and my camera doesnt pick it up 💔

[kakakayeah]

Doctor rockso and Bink Bonk drawing I did along with this joke doodle I did

[billiamdoor]

I have gone through a dozen different nicknames for my dog and somehow ended up with Bingus, which he is not, but that is still what I’m calling him

[black-klok-youth-pastor]

Bink Bonk is basically Eddie van Halen's evil twin that basically went "actually, yes Bozos! All of the Bozos!!!"

[baps-and-bops]

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[hello again! you know how it goes!]

[basic dni]

[um]

[yeah]

#get bapped idiot- asks

#BONKBONKBONK- reblogs

#bink bonk- posts

#silly billy- lore

#[mod lily]- MEEE ITS ME TALKING HIIIII-

[moondeetoo]

more sketches bcs yeah

cant draw bathtub, sorry

[pinkandgreenarepurpleandyellow]

What I Imagine It Was Like For Charles To Manage Zazz Blammymatazz

Alternatively titled: I'm 95% sure it was Brendon Small voicing the manager and I shall accept corrections over my dead body

- Pros: Gaudy colors. Cons: Very gaudy colors.

- I think he would have genuinely been happier in the job if only they'd let him wear purple and red suits. He really hates how the orange clashes with his neon blue hair in such an ugly way and the green shoes just cement his hatred.

- Has had to bail all four idiots out of jail multiple times.

- Never actually did any of the cocaine offered to him, but he's been around it so long he can walk into a room with a single baggie of cocaine across from him, sniff the air by the door, and determine the cocaine's origins, quality, and freshness.

- He doesn't use this talent around the Dethklok boys because they would inevitably figure out a way to abuse it.

- The band exercised with him regularly. It was just about the only time he'd ever see them high off something that wasn't at least partially cocaine (they did come a little buzzed on marijuana, but runners high is a thing all of them actively chased). He and Rockzo were the most limber members.

- Charles was the second strongest person present. At the very beginning of the band's career, he was still building up muscle. Rockzo would occasionally try to literally throw his manager over his shoulder and carry out him out of the room whenever Charles needed to drag the other bandmates outside to helps prevent overdoses and deaths.

- After the very first time, it has never worked again. Charles has no qualms about first using momentum to flip over Rockzo's shoulder and then throwing his least favorite clown to the floor, WWE style.

- His favorite was Snowball. Snowball had the thing with drugs but at least he was (relatively) the least trouble-causing. The guy hooked up with surprisingly few people and was much more careful about it than any of the others. He and Charles are still in (distant) contact, but they don't talk about how they became friends.

- Razzy did a lot of heroin and smoked constantly. The effects are still visible 20 years later.

- Bink Bonk was the one who supplied the band with cocaine more often than not. His addiction was surprisingly manageable and he had the least miserable time quitting out of everyone. He's very much not sober but at least now he no longer mixes drugs or does cocaine.

- The amount of clown groupies was so goddamn irritating. The amount of times a backstage hookup was accompanied by a sound of a balloon popping an a juggalo-loking chick storming out angry and upset with one tit missing? Disturbingly hilarious even after dozens of times. Charles kept a running tally of whose groupies had this happen, how many times this happened, and what came out of the fake tits.

- Honorary mention to the gal who offered to "Blow up everyone's balloons" and then subsequently got all four members of the band sent to the ER with penises that she had somehow tied into (crude) knots and bends.

- Rockzo's pedophilia was not known to the band until Dory. Charles handed in his resignation when he heard the song for the first time, a surprise in a live concert and the others initially felt that a fictional song about a (presumed) fictional girl is on the safe-ish, if skeevy, side of things. Three weeks later, Rockzo was caught with Dory, went on the run, and the band self-destructed. Charles did a handful of stints with smaller bands, helped out Financially Raped and Snakes 'N' Barrels. Skwisgaar and Pickles remembered him and contacted him when Dethklok was born.

- Rockzo doesn't remember Charles having managed them. Charles had a bit more weight back then, differently colored and styled hair, and constantly wore clown makeup. His vocal tics picked up a bit more after he left, but he'd always disguised them during his time with Zazz Blammymatazz. Rockzo is genuinely convinced Charles is the shoe salesman he'd once gotten his boots from.

- The only thing Charles still has from his time with Zazz is the tie to his orange suit. He feels awkward about throwing it away but refuses to wear it.

- Charles learned to juggle when Zazz Blammymatazz was kicking off and he'd have some time to himself/with just the band, back when they weren't constantly high on every drug available. He still remembers how but will only attempt to juggle if he's so drunk he can't repress it. He's freakishly talented despite never having the time to practice.