May 28, 2023
Fernando Alonso you slutty little man
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Fernando Alonso you slutty little man
mmmmm gimme motherfuckin bidpanda or wildtoonz or jigglyohm
Bipanda
-Anthony thinks it's cute when Marcel gets so mad at games, and vice versa (though Anthony has cut out Mario Kart and GTA of his life to reduce rage)
-Marcel likes to watch Anthony work out, because his husband is handsome and hot as hell, and he's very happy he snagged such a catch
-They have matching tattoos; Anthony got a little balloon heart on his shoulder, and Marcel got a Pikachu with a heart tale on his thigh. It's disgustingly sweet
-They probably have enough sneakers between the two of them to start their own shoe store- and they keep buying more
-Marcel makes it his goal everyday to make Anthony laugh- he thinks it's adorable, and just watching him smile and throw his head back is enough to make Marcel's stomach twist up and his heart to race
-They probably have three blankets on the bed, since Anthony is a total blanket hog and manages to get tangled in them everynight
-They do not shower together- Panda likes cool showers, and Marcel likes to boil himself alive
-They travel! And take! Many vacations!
-Marcel was there at every demonetized show to support his boyfriend
Wildtoonz
-They're dirty country boys, you know they are. They love guns and dirtbikes and fields of corn, probably
-If you thought Christmas couples were bad, you've never met a competitive Christmas couple. They deck the house out National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation style- thousands of lights
-They both like their cars more than each other, and use the garage specifically to house the truck and the sports car respectively
-Princess and Kino get along together better than anyone would have thought- perhaps even friends
-They go to drag races and football games and kiss in the stands and share hot dogs and beer and Luke'll take the time to wipe off any mustard from Tyler's face
-Luke will try to get on the kiss cam every sports event that they go to, and kiss the shit out of his boyfriend
Pandohm Pt II
-They go on beach dates, and Ohm has to make sure Anthony puts on sunscreen or else he'll turn into a lobster
-I can see these two living in a cabin or in the suburbs- they really don't need a lot of company outside of each other, and like the solitude that come with it
-Ohm likes to wear dresses and skirts, and Anthony is more than happy to buy him stuff that he thinks Ohm will like when he's out shopping
-They like watching black and white movies, no matter how cheesy or overdone the whole thing is
-Anthony enrolls them in dance classes, and has the time of his life holding Ohm close and twirling him around and seeing his face brighten and smile with every little spin
-They like to do puzzles together like an old married couple, and Anthony carefully glues the pieces together so that Ohm can frame them around the house
I am feral for this man
Happy Birthday to my favorite Virgo man!!!
Love this goofy man that does not have a single thought in that big head of his.
Pet names in Spanish
To all my dear fanfic writers: I know you try your best, but PLEASE get someone to check your work if you're writing in Spanish.
Anyways here's a list of pet names in Spanish with the gender distinctions and everything. If you need help with your fics hit me up!
Corazón - heart (this one's really cute)
Querida (f) / Querido (m) - dear
Amada (f) / Amado (m) - loved one
Amor - love
Mi amor - my love
I love the small group of bisexual women that found Raul Esparza and went “yes, this is our boy”
Rafael: I’m taking a break from my mental health to focus on work.
Sonny: You’re what?!?
Rafael: You heard me.
The sapphic urge to live in a cottage away from society