#birb thread

[dramaticbirb]

A thief, not a loudmouth. Still a birb.

Yesterday’s grackle: loud, dramatic, a little unhinged — relatable. Today’s magpie: sleeker, flashier, definitely the type to steal your keys and act innocent about it.

Different families (grackles are blackbirds, magpies are corvids), same chaotic energy.

[dramaticbirb]

Crest sharp, tongue sharper. The council’s master of imitation — never entirely trustworthy.

The grackle: loudmouth chaos. The magpie: flashy thief. The red-wing: marsh sentinel with shoulder pads. The Steller’s Jay: trickster, mimic, imposter. Can sound like a hawk. Usually just wants your snacks.

Corvid, comedian, chaos agent. Still a birb.

[dramaticbirb]

Sentinel of the reeds. Regal, watchful… accidentally produce-shaped.

The grackle: loudmouth chaos. The magpie: flashy thief. The red-wing: self-appointed guardian of the marsh, dramatic shoulder pads included.

Not a corvid, not a blackbird like the grackle — but still carrying that same chaotic, theatrical bird energy.