#birchfellas

[dragonflavoredcake]

Cub: Do you and Hels still talk?

Wels: Yeah, not much in person anymore, but he'll send me messages sometimes.

Cub: About what?

Wels: It depends. Sometimes he just wants to share his plans to murder everyone on the server. Sometimes he asks me to pick up those M&M cookies Evil X likes for their weekly Supervillain Club.

[chiroptxro]

day 13 is favorite group!!! i did the birchfellas from either season 4 or 5, i cant remember...cubfan135 and iskall85!!

pov: they give you disappointed mom stare >:/ click for better quality!!! prompts

[dragonflavoredcake]

Wels: Just once I would like to get out of bed without going through all seven stages of grief

Scar: Awww, Wels, we're here for you—

Cub: There's only five stages of grief, what are those extra two?

Wels: Denial 2 and Astral Projection

[dragonflavoredcake]

Cub: I'm driving!

Wels: Shotgun!

Scar: Aw, you had it on the way here—

Wels: No, I found a shotgun!

Wels, cocking the gun: And I want the front seat.

[dragonflavoredcake]

Wels: Look at this cool rock Hels gave me!

Cub: . . . He threw it at your head.

Wels: He's so nice

[dragonflavoredcake]

Cub: It's Christmas Eve and look who's on Hermitcraft. All of us. Every single hermit.

Wels, nodding: Jesus too spent Christmas in a barn full of animals.

[dragonflavoredcake]

Cub: Wels, is there anything you think you should tell us?

Wels, wearing an aviator jacket, listening to "How to Start an F-16 (I Stole an F-16)" for the twentieth time: What do you mean?

[dragonflavoredcake]

Joe: We really can't manage to pull together a Hermit Guys' Night, can we? Scar, shirtless, covered in burns: I don't know, I think it went better than last time. Bdubs, taped upside down to a tree: Yeah, nobody got arrested this time! Cub, wearing smeared clown makeup: Guys, I think Wels should go to the hospital. He's complaining about "internal bleeding" or something.