#bird hate

[night-market-if]

It hasn’t been explained in the main story or short stories but... why is Bella afraid of birds? Is there a specific reason for it? Or is it just like an unnatural hatred towards them, like how some people will just hate spiders because they look gross?

She had an unnatural hatred towards them. Kind of like how Milo has a weird hatred towards bears (though I guess bears can be explained a little more). But Bella thinks birds are little freaks of nature. They shouldn't fly. They have beady little eyes. And they dive bomb you when you least expect it. Rats with wings are not her favorite in this world and no one would ever be able to change her mind.

[honeypine-the-parrot]

i hate peacocks so fucking much.

I grew up around peacocks. I spent the formative years of my life treading through their excrement, and LET ME TELL YOU, they are the WORST. BIRDS. EVER.

If you know me, chances are you're already aware of LOATHING for these birds. But if you aren't aware, allow me to let you in on the secret;

I FUCKING HATE PEACOCKS.

they are so fucking rude. they strut around like they own the place, throwing up their feathers at anyone or anything that strikes their fancy, like NO. you are NOT SEXY. put that thing BACK in your PANTS, where it BELONGS.

no but genuinely the AUDACITY of these fuckers is unmatched. they would just walk into classrooms and POOP on the FLOOR.

and everyone would just stand there like "woah, they're so pretty :0"

NO THEY FUCKING AREN'T?!?!

well no, objectively they are, but that doesn't take away from the fact that peacocks are COMPLETE ASSHOLES

if I never see a peacock again for the REST of my LIFE, it will have been TOO SOON.

and they shed fucking everywhere. like they think they're so cool??

and the feathers are TOO FUCKING BIG to even DO ANYTHING WITH?

one time, when I was a kid, I heard a peacock scream, and I thought it was a leprechaun.

can you imagine my DISAPPOINTMENT? When at the end of the rainbow there was not a funky little man waiting for me with a pot full of gold, but instead the most OBNOXIOUS BIRD to EVER HAVE EXISTED??

they can't even fucking fly that well.

can you BELIEVE that?

SO MUCH bird, and for WHAT??

what is even the point of being a bird if you DON'T FUCKING ACT LIKE ONE???

Anyways.

Feel free to hate on peacocks more often.

Their egos are too fucking big, and somebody needs to put them in their place.

[anentirepurin]

I haven’t finished all of them yet, but the episodes of the Stoneface Films Podcast that Alex and Patrick Ryan are on are absolutely hilarious. I think the most shocking but also hilarious thing was learning that Alex hates birds probably because he was attacked by a flock of geese when he was six.

[pigeon-angel]

MY FRIEND IS A FUCKING BIRD H8TER!

[dgalerab]

i’ve seen 5 bird posts today and lemme tell ya, birds are way less cute when you’ve had a parrot bite your finger down to the bone

[nixlolz]

I really don't like birds, they shit on me.

[craneum]

I'm a proud hater of Birds and wish Bird flu was more prevalent, but also less able to transmit to mammals. I am a person with layers and depth.

[ivoris-just-smile-and-laugh]

Savage Awakening

Book Quotes

They were getting in his nose. They were getting in his eyes, his ears, stabbing teensy burning needles up all up and down his body, and he roared and they got in his throat too. He started to gag. Rising Storm Slash! It ripped out a chunk of them. There was a beautiful, glorious burning; then more took their place. Freaking bug birds!