Bella after finding magic hair curlers in diagon alley: I must use these.
Cissy and Andy: Why?
Bella: Because my hair is straighter than I ever have been and ever will be.
Cut to Andy dying of laughter and cissy just looking disappointed

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Bella after finding magic hair curlers in diagon alley: I must use these.
Cissy and Andy: Why?
Bella: Because my hair is straighter than I ever have been and ever will be.
Cut to Andy dying of laughter and cissy just looking disappointed
Twilight would’ve been a slightly better movie if Bella was Bi and ended up with Alice instead.
We all know Twilight has its issues but let’s be real, whether you love it or hate it, Alice was probably your favorite. I mean, the pixie haircut alone coupled with the fact that she was a little more important than the other Cullen siblings made her the character that seemed the most redeemable. I mean, I feel like she did more than the others in the movies atleast and seemed cooler for it. Everyone else could’ve died but her and I would’ve been perfectly happy.
I realize I’m just projecting the crush I had on Alice onto others and it’s leading me to try to find ways Twilight would’ve been better with LGBTQ characters instead.
What if Edward and Jasper were lovers instead. You can’t fight me on this one cause they look like they could be a couple anyway.
Add all of this together with better acting and a better story as a whole and we could’ve had an amazing, badass love story of a budding bisexual falling for vampire lesbian while at school and have them go through the challenges that come with dating a vampire in such and odd place.....
Fuck.
Maybe too close to Carmilla?
I think I have been low key trying to make my not straight Twilight AU into basically a Carmilla AU.......
Welp.
All of this was just because I wanted to see Alice Cullen kiss girls.
I will not apologize
WHERES THE BELLA IMAGINES???? WE ALL CLAIM TO LOVE HER AND YET THERES NOTHING TO READ
Twilight Pairings + Music [1/?]
Bella/Rosalie + “Pretty Girl” by Hayley Kiyoko
“It was hard to decide who was the most beautiful - maybe the perfect blonde girl or the bronze-haired boy” (pg. 19) “None of the boys your type, eh?” He was suspicious, but trying to play it cool.
“No, none of the boys have caught my eye yet.” I was careful not to over-emphasize the word boys in my quest to be truthful with Charlie. (pg. 296) “…Rosalie, the incarnation of pure beauty, Rosalie-” (pg. 304)
a concept: twilight, but with LESBIANS