#bisexualhumor

[vannaxox]

I think my favorite thing as a bisexual woman that appears straight is when pretty girls give me multiple compliments, I threaten to steal them from their man if they continue and the cute giggle they do is TO DIE FOR 🥰

[renarchives]

Bisexuals may be confused but trust me one this one - it's not their sexuality that causes the confusion. There are a lot of things that confuses the fuck out o us but our sexuality? Nah, we're pretty sure about that.

[renarchives]

People : Men and women can't be friends, they're attracted to each other.

Me (a byesexual) : Good thing I like cats and dogs more than I'd ever like people in general. Best friends already with my pets.

[renarchives]

I need a gay(lgbtq+) friend cause all these straight "oh you're gay?, you don't look like one, since when?" people around me have me depressed and I have no one to share gay jokes with.

[renarchives]

For straight people on Tumblr (if any)

Bisexuality : attraction to genders.

Pansexuality : attraction to persons/personality.

Basic difference : Pansexuals fall for or are attracted to humans - persons - in general (usually one at a time.)

Bisexual have a wide range here - they're not limited to this cheap peasantry humanity. Bisexuals can be attracted to ghosts too. Male ghost, female ghost, gender fluid ghosts.

Bisexuals don't discriminate between living and dead. We love everyone.

Thanks for coming to my TedTalk. In the next session, we'll talk about the discrimination LGBTQ ghosts face by peasant humans.

[bisexualsaregreat]

Q) How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?

A) Just one. We're really good at screwing.