#bitch ass

[capacity2]

lol a coworker that’s kinda newish found out I was gay bc I called someone my husband and he gasped and stood there terrified. And when I left the room he was panicking like “he’s gay!? I can’t believe he just said it out loud like that!” Girl is it 2002? Get a fucking grip I don’t want ur teletubby ass you can rest assured I won’t be a problem for u

[rayrayhaywire]

I like to think Bucky walks around wearing oversized shirts all the time and people assume he's wearing Steve's clothes. Like aww, how cute, right?

No

In reality it's that bulky ass motherfucker wearing Bucky's shirts all the time, stretching them out with his fat tits. And now Bucky has to walk around looking like he likes wearing loose clothing

[vampryn]

nine inch nails at woodstock '94 by joseph cultice

[clarkslex]

“i’m not saying you should put your secret above lex’s wellbeing” THATS EXACTLY WHAT YOURE FUCKING SAYING JONATHAN

[majimassqueaktoy]

I still think it wouldve been funnier if haruka had just pulled a kiryu and stole that baby in y6

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Lucifer: What is wrong with you?

MC: Many, many things...

MC: And most of them are your fucking fault.

[vile-inkarnation]

I have never *ever* cried over a character so much in my life. my baby just wanted to be seen and loved. he didn’t deserve all that shit 🩵 Endeavor better watch his back..

[longhaired-cat]

Coworker : I need to lose weight for my wedding men

Me: You need to cut down this this and this trust(i been losing so much weight so i got the knowledge)

Coworker: nah bro imma just do a carnivorou diet

Me:😒😮‍💨(why do i even try)