#bitches.

[nothelena21]

Okay. Fanfic / oneshort / drabble idea.

There's a huge library in the Black family's summer house and Regulus decides to visit it (because it's better to do that than listen to his brother ramble on about Remus Lupin) and finds a diary.

It's a witchcraft diary from his dead great-grandmother written in Latin (because WE ALL KNOW LATIN IS A DEAD LANGUAGE, HAHA) and he decides to read some parts as a joke (because Regulus is a Black man and obviously Black men know Latin and are skeptical of all religions and supernatural things that exist).

And that just leads to having a demon stuck to your side all the fucking time.

The devil is UNNEGOTIABLE BARTY CROUCH JR.

[ysalamir]

posting in the ER because literally no one in my family will pick up the FUCKIng phone. I'm putting mutuals down as my emergency contacts from now on!!???

[witch--tips]

its actually disrespectful to the element of air to snuff out a candle because you’re denying it the opportunity to play with its best friend Fire

[4kadhd]

Swear to god can nothing fucking last before they push out new shit

[noicevibes]

I have to attend a court thing in like, five hours, it I’m too anxious to sleep :’) and then I have work from 4-11 :’) and work in the morning from 9-4 right after :’)

ok LMFAO someone tell me— if your landlord is negligent in buying a new fridge/getting someone in to fix it, would you not see sense in replacing it yourself when it finally quit?? And then sending the proof of purchase to them??

We literally told them verbally, in a work order, AND through evidence submission when we were taking them to court for something else. I had expensiveeeeee diabetic medicine inside that fridge worth $500 CAD. Plus the cost of the fridge, which was about $950. Rent was $1,377 at the time (I think). It’s their legal duty to take care of the problem and they dropped the ball.

And so OBVIOUSLY I’m not going to pull an extra 1K from out of my ass ON TOP of my rent. They fucked up immensely and cost me my life saving medication. And my food!!! All my fucking cheese!!!! I drank spoilt milk and nearly died!/hj

If shit somehow goes south tm?? I’m never sleeping again. That’s the point of this rant. Sorry. Ugh.

[noblevicartstudio08]

Stop portraying my girl Draculaura as bloodthirsty mean and cruel. She’d literally give you half her lunch because you left yours at home, and this is how you treat her? She deserves better.

[iturmom]

oh i get it

i thought it was cool and original but it’s actually just the sns role reversal fanfic trope. okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy