#bitterbarista

[starbucksmemes]

As you may know, baristas are incredibly stupid creatures.

For instance, while I was at work today, I asked a customer to repeat his order because I missed what kind of frappucino he wanted. What followed?

Mow-kuh frap-puh-chee-no,

meticulously pronounced for the silly imbecilic barista I am.

Of course I thanked him for clarifying. Oh, and insult to injury: he asked for the recipt “in case we screwed up the order.”

I love assholes.

[dumb-witch-juice]

So we have a new tool at work to keep track of what needs to be stocked up on... I took the liberty of adding what I've run out of the most... #barista #baristaproblems #bitterbarista

[nonotimetoulouse]

It’s the little things.

[omgbarista-blog]

oh okay

Customer “ I HAVE OPINIONS TO SHARE WITH YOU.“

me : * turns on coffee grinder *

[starbucksmemes]

middle aged white lady: [orders a nonfat caramel brulee latte with no whip because obviously no whip] “and can i get a water while I wait?”

no. if you want a water, you can fucking order it and wait for the barista on bar to get you one. or you can just wait for the stupid drink you paid for like everone else does. bitch

of course i got her the water anyway

[97mdalley-blog]

NO YOURE NOT

A lady got mad at me because she couldn’t figure out where to pick up her drink even though baristas were calling out multiple drinks. Then she stormed back and said her mom only had an hour to live and that I needed to be nicer to people. When I said I was sorry she responded NO YOURE NOT

[herhoneyheart]

STARBUCKS FREE AND GOING TO SPAIN!!!!!