Starbucks Barista Memes

She is watching always watching

[thebaristalifeofficial]

Starbucks Bingo! #BaristaLife http://ift.tt/1pRkUCc

[kingkilling-and-stormlight]

Starbucks Sisyphus

You’re making iced drinks during rush.

You have one left.

There are 10 the next time you look.

You get through those.

There are ten more.

It has been 4 hours since you started and you havent finished the cold bar pileup.

You pray for the sweet release of death, but God cant hear you over the sound of the shrieking children.

There are 10 iced drinks waiting to be made.

[leightum]

Welcome to Starbucks

Where we can most definitely spell “whip cream” and “carafes”

[starbucksmemes]

As you may know, baristas are incredibly stupid creatures.

For instance, while I was at work today, I asked a customer to repeat his order because I missed what kind of frappucino he wanted. What followed?

Mow-kuh frap-puh-chee-no,

meticulously pronounced for the silly imbecilic barista I am.

Of course I thanked him for clarifying. Oh, and insult to injury: he asked for the recipt “in case we screwed up the order.”

I love assholes.

[anxietyproblem]

[nonotimetoulouse]

It’s the little things.

[squeeze-lemons-in-my-eyes]

Playing that risky game at work: “let’s see how many espressos I can drink before I go into cardiac arrest”, you know the game.

[offbrandbarista]

a great installment to any coffee shop bathroom

[thebaristalifeofficial]

where do youuuu get off!!? #BaristaLife (at Seattle, Washington) https://www.instagram.com/p/BkjiRDlAFWE/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1k1z4fe7qnnan

[hot-or-iced]

DON’T COME IN FOR COFFEE AND FOOD DURING MORNING RUSH IF YOU ARE RUNNING LATE.

DON’T COME IN FOR COFFEE AND FOOD DURING MORNING RUSH IF YOU ARE RUNNING LATE.

DON’T COME IN FOR COFFEE AND FOOD DURING MORNING RUSH IF YOU ARE RUNNING LATE.

[jigglytart]

My brain trying to say "How are you?" and "What would you like?" at the same time to a customer

“What are you?”

[bitterbeginningsco]

Quality over quantity

[offbrandbarista]

Me: so why do you want a job here instead of returning to In & Out? You clearly build yourself a reputation there

Interviewee: Personally I love the atmosphere of coffee shops more. You have a better chance of making someone’s day. Plus, I love the smell of coffee and I would love to go home smelling like coffee instead of french fries

Me:

[sleepyglaciers]

[beperpetuallydrunk-deactivated2]

Possibly my favourite photo set ever

[hermionejg-deactivated20200701]

#serviceindustry

[monalahermosa]

I love my fellow baristas.

[baristaproblems]

"I'll have a soy eggnog latte" -.-

ya nasty

[nickelbackthatassup]

literally Starbucks keeps releasing drinks on social media and not communicating it to employees so people are coming in like can I have a cupcake frappuccino and im like who are you what the fuck are you talking about

[j4ya]

#me and my coworkers are like #*spins wheel* just put vanilla in it

[meanplastic]

me: hi! how are you today :)

customer:

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

This isn’t even an exaggeration

[queenfaithmarie]

This🙄🙄🙄