#bjj training

[cupsnjocks]

[ramyun-monster]

Got my first stripe yesterday.

It caught me by surprise.

[restsy]

His back game is strong, boy is massive..and the head shake

[bilbsmaug]

I had a strange yet entertaining dream after taking a nap😴

Ok, so I took a nap earlier because I was tired after working on my college assignments that were due tomorrow (that's the reason why I haven't uploaded my edited videos lately), So I slept from 12 PM until 3 PM and I had a dream that was quite strange and entertaining at the same time (I shouldn't have woken up so quickly because I was still comfortable in my dream world LOL😭😆)

So this dream started when I bought coffee at a coffee shop after studying from college and this coffee shop was not far from my university, and guess who the bartender and owner of the coffee shop was? Sherlock and John (BBC Sherlock Version of course)😆. Of course I was there like OMG they're opening a coffee shop after retiring? Of course Sherlock did his deduction on me and John scolded him and apologized to me and gave me his delicious homemade cookies (I forgot what cookies he made but it was delicious)🌚

Then I went home and after that, yeah, I did my usual activities after coming home from college, like taking a shower, tidying up my room, and then resting for a while. Then in the dream, I had a new activity every night: attending a BJJ (Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu) class and I had just registered. So I started training that very night, then I rushed with my BJJ uniform in my bag and went to the training center. When I arrived at the training ground, I immediately changed my clothes and entered the training ground, and guess who my BJJ coach is?! Yessss Sherlock and John dearrrrrr ARGHHHHH ASDFGHJKL😭🌚

Okay, imagine Sherlock and John wearing "Gi" or BJJ training uniforms. First, Sherlock wears a black Gi with his curly hair tied back, then John wears a blue Gi and his hair is John's hair in S4. Here I am typing and imagining it, screaming incoherently and laughing to myself because of my crazy imagination😅🫠.

Like this! Imagining this again makes me really crazy, believe me :') Ok the training started and I really enjoyed the training and it was time for Sherlock and John to spar to give a preview of the BJJ match later, and believe me my friend I was probably the only student who couldn't keep his mouth shut and didn't blink throughout the sparring. The way they stared at each other, taunting each other to distract, oh don't forget when they did the throws and locks made my brain go offline or short circuit, imagine them pulling their shirts to do the locks and showing their muscular chests and their hair was wet and a bit messy because of sweat. DAMN MY BRAIN IS SHORT CONSULTING AGAIN WHILE WRITING THIS! FUCKKKKKKK GOD DAMMNNNNNNN🥵🌚😆🫠

After that, this is the most annoying part. When they finished the sparring, they stood up and took off their shirts and they showed off their abs which Arghhhh was crazy I imagined it was crazy. But suddenly I just woke up because my phone alarm rang for 20 minutes. And yeah I was forced to get out of bed and take a shower, but the funny thing is I took a shower while smiling to myself because I was thinking about that dream. Just imagine if it really happened Sherlock and John/Benedict and Martin training BJJ, if that came true... ADIOS AMIGOS MY COMMON SENSE🥲✨️

Ok, thank you for watching and reading my strange and entertaining dream story (of course it was very exciting for me mwheheheheh🌚) Maybe the Johnlock fanfic authors can use my dream as an idea for your fanfic heheheh, I will be happy to read it and give as many comments and kudos as possible. And I'm sorry if my writing is a bit messy because English is not my first language, so please understand if my writing is a bit messy🥲🫣.Okay, that's all and see you in my edited video which I don't know when I will upload it🫡😗👍🏻✨️

(what do you think about my dream? @apazwtsn @safedistancefrombeingsmart @freemanswood)

[captainjhook]

Jiu-jitsu with no context

•OK, put your hand on my waist

•You coming tonight 😏

•Wanna wrestle?

•I got pinned today!

•Im really gonna feel this tomorrow, might have some bruises and rug burns.

•its like climbing a ladder

•Get lower please

[morningswan]

I have been doing bjj (Brazilian jiu-jitsu) for a little bit longer than a year and keep thinking it would be so much fun to train with Jason and Dick. All of the batfam, but especially those two. I would love for them to be real and fight with me. I mean, they would obliterate me, but I would have so much fun. I'm sure they both know bjj. And I feel like Dick is the kind of guy to always pull you to his guard and Jason is the kind of guy to go on mount. Don't know why, that's just how I picture them.

Anyway, bjj is really cool.

[the-ghost-bird]

We all hate misogynistic men, but I particularly hate men who cling to misogyny despite me beating them up in martial arts.

There's this new guy in our academy and he's been pissing off all the girls. Telling them "you're good for a girl", bullying newbies, and just being outright condescending.

Now, I kept my patience because my lessons are often too harsh and I don't need a lecture from my coach. The other high belt girls can teach him a lesson, right?

No. Today, this mofo tested my patience and I said fuck it.

I had been going easy on him all this time because, despite his attitude, he is new. But he's been talking about how me going easy on him is actually me not having skill.

Oh, for real? Bet.

1st round: He tapped in less than 20 seconds and later claimed he didn't actually tap, that it was an accident.

2nd round: Tapped again and then claimed he was feeling tired today and in general weaker (BECAUSE A MOTHERFUCKER JUST CAN'T ACKNOWLEDGE A DEFEAT HUH?)

3rd round: He stormed at me thinking he would get a double leg but I got him in a guillotine choke. I squeezed enough but his ego didn't let him tap, so I gave that mofo a real fucking choke and cranked his neck for extra measure.

This man had the audacity to be angry and say it "wasn't fair".

Oh, excuse me? I thought you were finding this easy? Now that I gave you a taste of the real thing, YOU'RE PISSY ABOUT IT?

Even then, i was being patient but I reached a point where I told him to watch his fucking mouth and respect the sweat people put on the mat. And finally, FINALLY, HE SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[guysshowingofftheirmuscles]