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Better Than Working - cyankelpie

Why don’t I read more of these two?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31653371

Good Omens: Gabriel, Beelzebub, misc characters Single chapter; 7,426 words. ~ Due to circumstances, Gabriel and Beelzebub find themselves on Earth on the same day. Due to recent events, work has become a nightmare. The obvious solution is for them to pretend they're meeting on business to extend their time off as long as possible. Nobody involved likes this plan, but at least it's better than working. ~ Warning: food (disgust/trouble), hypothetical death/murder/vomit, flies, mentions of general hell grossness/misery, brief fire

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Honey and Vinegar - cthchewy

This was a wild crossover, oh boy. And rather disgusting, in line with HS canon.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/1965171/chapters/4252170

Homestuck/Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Sollux, Eridan, Karkat, Jade, Damara, Jake, Feferi, Adam Young, Rose, misc characters 15 chapters; 29,864 words. ~ Crowley and Aziraphale are both saddled with apprentices, which seriously puts a crimp in their style (or lack thereof). Sollux became a demon because of his anger at, of all things, the mistreatment of honeybees. Eridan doesn't believe in angels despite being one himself. Lower Tadfield is now a mecca for witches, and the end is nigh (again). Who's to stop the Woegothics from unleashing Satan upon the world? That's right. A crack team of two angels, two demons, and some kid who likes trashy romance novels. ~ Warning: footnotes, food, (brief!) “slave”/unkind size comments/zombies/smoking (cigarette), possession, captivity, brief mentions of murder/rape/choking/roofies/eating people and babies/non-consensual sterilization, plant yelling, ghosts/death, bees, a lot of jokes about racism/sex/excrement

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A little magical tit-for-tat.

Labyrinth: Jareth, Sarah 2 chapters; 3,034 words. ~ When it comes to accepting gifts from his beloved, Jareth really ought to know better. When it comes to giving such gifts, Sarah really ought to expect tit for tat. Sareth. One-and-a-half-shot. May contain egregious misuse of a Goblin King and a flower crown. *Bonus mini chapter added because I watched three pigeons fight over cheeto. It was truly inspirational. ~ Warning: pranks and magic, mentions bdsm, excrement mention, magical marking

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After the Armageddon’t, Crowley’s record of being a little bit of a good person comes to light. Gabriel gives Crowley the good news that he’s up for readmission to Heaven, but Crowley is determined to prove he’s better suited staying a demon.

Good Omens: Crowley, Gabriel Single chapter, 3,846 words. ~ “Or, indulgent smut in which Crowley attempts to tempt Gabriel and it doesn’t quite go as planned.” ~ Warning: nsfw, hate sex,

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Cheesus, that’s a lot of orgasms.

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley Single chapter; 5,929 words. ~ *Crowley dropped his voice curt, turning his chin sharply to try and see over his own shoulder. “Alright, angel, this is enough. I said I was sorry.” “No, actually, you never did.” Aziraphale kicked at Crowley’s feet, knocking his legs wide. “But you will, I promise you that.”* ~ Warning: nsfw, food, bdsm/bondage/magical, rape roleplay, threats of genital harm, safeword said but not used, plug-n-play genitals

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Theseus rides Asterius to solidify their bond as eternal rivals. As one does.

Hades (2018): Theseus, Asterius Single chapter; 2,146 words. ~ He deserved to have his wish fulfilled. The greatest of kings ought to have not only the greatest rival known to man, but also the greatest satisfaction known to man. ~ Warning: nsfw, brief canon-typical violence, unnegotiated intimacy/dubcon

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A remix of Lonely Nights by droolsoel, from Karkat's perspective.

Homestuck: Karkat, Terezi, Sollux, Dave (mentioned), misc characters. Single chapter; 4,383 words. ~ The time you had together passed in the blink of an eye, and you’ll never get it back. ~ Warning: minor bodily injury, cliffhanger, death mention, canon-typical angst/violence mention,

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The space just above Michael’s shirt collar is ever so tempting—really, it is unfair for an angel to inspire desire so easily, so unconsciously—and Beelzebub wants her.

Good Omens: Beelzebub, Michael Single chapter; 2,583 words. ~ Beelzebub has their eye on a goal, but Michael has other plans- first. ~ Warning: nsfw, rough kink/making out, minor wounds/bruises,