Me: it’s hardcore porn 😎
My brain: you wrote dick twice. and the rest is just angst and mushy feels
Me: …porn
My brain: 🙄 sure, call it whatever you want
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Me: it’s hardcore porn 😎
My brain: you wrote dick twice. and the rest is just angst and mushy feels
Me: …porn
My brain: 🙄 sure, call it whatever you want
ALMANAC PAGE LEAK!
updates on emmy rewatching the sims series:
dan saying: “that does look like a very nice bed to woohoo in, with a headrest and everything”
okay dan. didn’t need to uh. know that you value comfy headrests when it comes to *cough* woohooing... but sure 😳
blame Dan
i keep laughing at this im sorry
due to the ill-omen Dan brings upon me an my electrical thingymajig in my house I have to put on hold on the url prompts bc I refuse to do them on the phone
Little known canon fact: The Star of David necklace Kitty wears in E-616 was given to her by Kurt (Uncanny X-men #363)