#blazecore

[blazeeeboiii]

an empty can of planters cocktail peanuts is a kind of dead wife.

[blazeeeboiii]

Sometimes dinner is just an entire 16 oz can of planters cocktail peanuts and nothing else

[blazeeeboiii]

They should invent a version of my life that doesn't fucking suck

[blazeeeboiii]

[photobombingcryptid]

The challenge would be TFA AU/continuity. From what I've heard, Autobot/Decepticon is coded into you: it seems you either are or are not one or the other. That coding alone defines your life.

So how would Blaze work in that continuity?

Best I can think of is a glitch in the system when he was being created and nobody had been able to detect it. Thus, he started to see right through some people and decided to disappear.

[photobombingcryptid]

I like the idea of Blaze being an observer, no matter the AU or continuity.

The beauty of his character is that he can be adapted into any of those without major changes. Neutrality works best for him; his core trait that is his stubborn independency conflicts greatly with any form of authority, be it Autobot or Decepticon.

So what does that make him?

He's a passive observer, with only minimal active involvement with either faction, mostly motivated by money and other business.

He is a courier. And a supplier. Whoever gives him the most amount of money wins his spark... For the duration of the contract.

You make sure to stick to your end of the deal.

That said, being an observer makes for someone who has his own opinions, seeing it all from an entirely different perspective. Should he meet someone with high authority from one or the other faction?

...

No.

He wouldn't.

His opinions would have cost him life.

[photobombingcryptid]

built a restaurant themed after Blaze named BLAZE'S GOODS

You can find all sorts of yummy food in there :) Heavily referenced the building from @wild-at-spark world

Cursed edition under cut

[photobombingcryptid]

thinking about this clip

such a blaze moment