In case you were wondering what you've been missing in Bleach
ATTENTION: All those who've abandoned the Bleach fandom because they thought it was getting too long, GET YOUR ARSES BACK HERE BECAUSE SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN!
Byakuya said he's going to train to get stronger. STRONGER?! THIS MAN IS ALREADY BEASTLY! (yes he's finally fucking awake!)
Let's see ahh, Kenpachi has a fucking bankai now and killed his fucking IDOL and now is probably after some blood!
Uryu has teamed up with those crazy ass Quincy mother-effers and even if he did have a plan to betray him they've got him on so short of a leash he can't even scratch his own bum without someone noticing!!
The old Vizard gang is coming in to help! With something that doesnt seem like fighting...BUT HEY IM EXCITED!
And don't think I forgot when they showed Aizen for a brief moment...I swear if this man comes back for this battle too...I.Just.Might.DIE!
Renji and Rukia are fucking doing fucking special training!! OMGGG with the Soul King's Royal GUARDS!
Idk what the heck Orihime and Chad are really doing but they're with GRIMMJOW and Urahara so you know it has to be something good!!
Mayuri is working on some new secret crazy experiment that probably will literally blow your fucking mind!!
Komamura is trying to inherit some family power and he's gonna have to fight for it!!
Shunsui is fucking Captain Commander because old man Yamamoto diedddddd.
They've rounded up the old Xcution gang for help!! (at least the dead ones in Soul Society)
SHUNSUI TOLD ICHIGO'S FUCKING FRIENDS THEY HAVE TO PART FROM ICHIGO LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN! ICHIGO IS ABOUT TO GO AWAY FOREVER!
OH DID I TELL YOU HE HAS A FREAKING DUAL SWORD NOW WORKNG WITH BOTH HIS HOLLOW AND THE SPIRIT OF HIS SWORD LIKE WTFFFFF.
In other news...Kira is still missing. Hm.