(she/her) I'm a non-sharing Shinji Hirako self-shipper. dupes DO NOT INTERACT. Will get blocked on sight if you do :) Anyway, I write silly headcanons! I take requests too ♡ my main fandom for now is BLEACH ♡ i'm a begginer writer, though! you've been warned~~ ^-^
just a heads up that I won't write anything nsfw because I'm a loser virgin and perfectionist, so I won't even attempt to embarrass myself with such topics lol ;-; anything else is fine, tho, even suggestive if u squint... >_>
Warnings: self-indulgent (duuuh) and suggestive (?) in some parts..... lots of cozy vibes tho <3 it's probably only part 1, I had fun writing this! And fem reader :3.
He understands all about sleeping, sure.
Coyote Starrk:
But what about cuddling?
To start, it looks a bit uncomfortable...sleeping in his room...
So use Starrk as a mattress!
He wouldn't mind :]
I have the feeling he's literally heavy, so make sure you're fine with clinging.
If he accidentally gets hold of you, he's not letting go. And it's not easy to get free either.
And this guy is a heavy sleeper after all! Hug him back even if he doesn't really react or stir.
Because, deep inside, Starrk knows what you're doing.
It's cozy. Even if sometimes he complains. Ignore that. He's loving every second! ♡
He doesn't look like he really sleeps...
Ulquiorra Cifer:
Like, the type to lie on his back, stare at the ceiling, and go on about his day without any lapse of memory or something.
How does he do that??? (⑉⊙ȏ⊙)
For you, he'd put that aside to make you feel better.
(C'mon, sleeping with his eyes open is creepy!!!)
But Ulquiorra is not the cuddly type.
Stiff!
Veryyyy stiff.
He's unsure if he should (or if he can?) touch you or snuggle to your side.
Everywhere.
So he stays still and lets you do whatever you'd like.
Ulquiorra would also stay so quiet, omggg ><
Speechless? Not quite. He's concentrating HARD not to comment on everything like the yapper he is.
If you're on his side, on top of him, or with your back turned, whatever, he's trying not to question it.
And maybe, just maybe, holding himself back from letting out embarrassing noises if you do decide to caress him.
ANYWAY (*ﾉωﾉ)
Snuggle with him freely!
Lots of kickin'... you'll probably end up with a few bruises.
Nnoitra Gilga:
He's sharp, man! ><
But hey, even if he's belittling you for a while and swearing he hates everything about this, Nnoitra will calm down.
Eventually...
I mean, once he sees it's nothing that bad or scary, he'll actually hold you.
And when I say hold, I mean HOLD. He's not letting go that easily once he got used to it!
Might grumble under his breath if you keep moving too much.
If he's asleep, it's all good.
He says it's distracting. And annoying. And stupid.
But, you see... it's Nnoitra.
If you make this a routine, he might (alright, he WILL) let his hands wander if he's bored. (/▿＼ )
Change the position a bit too; keep him entertained!
Rather die than admit he's going soft with you, though...
Grimmjow Jeagerjaquez:
PRONE POSITION!!!1!1!
He sleeps on his belly. Or curled with one knee up.
And if he's with you, he's sleeping on top of you! ><
Shameless. He complains if you try to move him away.
Grimmjow usually keeps one arm locked around your shoulders. But if he's too comfortable, he might wrap a leg around you too.
As you can see, he's cuddly... But don't tease him too much!
Or do. He'll counterattack by going aggressive, though.
Holding you tighter, sneaking a few bites here and there if your neck is too close...
Overall a good experience if you don't push your luck.
Cuddling time is good.
Szayelaporro Granz:
He makes sure you're comfortable beside him.
Nothing that remarkable. Not because he's boring or anything like that; no, it's more because that's relaxation time~~
And for him, that means he can tease you as much as he pleases~.
The tease: a hand lingering over your waist, only to move on your hips... So slow and explorative...
And then he keeps his hands to himself as if nothing were happening at all!
If you try to point out what Szayel is doing, he'll feign innocence.
How maddening!!!
So don't even try...(눈‸눈)
Tease him back and you can get yourself a great night.
BONUS:
Sousuke Aizen:
He sleeps like a baby, c'mon.
Peaceful. Dreamy, even.
And if he got company, you'd be able to see how even his touch is featherlight.
The big spoon~~
Keeps his face tucked in your neck. Your scent is everything for this guy, surprisingly.
But, even then...
You might feel somewhat trapped after a while.
Aizen is not overbearing, but you know....
If you're not in the mood to join him, he'll keep bugging you.
Might throw a fake frown here and there to look convincing. He doesn't need it.
You'll cave in eventually ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭
Gin Ichimaru:
If you bring up cuddling to him, Gin will actually pause for a second before considering your plea.
Like ???? Should he really let someone this close to him?
Gladly, he will let you choose any position you'd like. He got no preference.
Of course he should! Silly!
He will just think, "hm, so this is what y/n prefers..."
Guide him if you want too, but Gin will do his own thing when getting comfortable.
Might let a hand near your chest. Or switch up to caress your hair in silence if he's lost in thought... (*ﾉωﾉ)
Anyway, if you want to sleep with him, he's nice, I suppose.
A bit cold, but hug him for warmth. His body will get warmer soon, no? >-<
If you want your space though, Gin will turn his back on you and sleep soundly~.
A bit blunt about all this, to be honest.
Finally, I'm not sick anymore!! While I was rotting in that medical bed, all I wanted was my Shinji plushie to cuddle with.....(╯︵╰,) I guess that's what inspired me to think about cuddling... I don't wanna get sick again (´ . .̫ . `)
BLEACH HC — YOU ASKING SOME ESPADAS IF YOU CAN TOUCH THEIR HOLLOW HOLES.
Summary: I'd say the title is self-explanatory. Something that I'm always curious about is if we can phase our hands through their holes (lol), so I just needed to daydream/ramble about it >_<.
Warnings: this is silly and self-indulgent, so crackfic againnn, fem reader as usual (I mean, just look at the lineup.....), Szayel and Nnoitra are menaces, relationship is up to interpretation, and there's a lot of creative liberty. °^°
Coyote Starrk:
Huh.
He'll just stare at you for a moment.
and ask why.
Like?? he could be doing something much more important than deal with a weird request (see: sleeping!)
...
but it's mostly inoffensive...
So he'd let you touch, yes.
You better enjoy it because that's NOT happening again!
His hollow hole is not in an inconvenient place, so he doesn't really feel anything while you poke him.
So it's all good! :3
Tier Harribel:
another one that will stare blankly at you.
perhaps even do a double take at such a request.
"good luck."
the hollow hole is in her UTERUS.
truly, good luck getting there!
Harribel can't really refuse or accept anything due to physical limitations.
Though, don't let her fracciones hear about that.
would that be invasive? touching a woman's uterus...?
well...
you can't touch Harribel's hollow hole :(
she'd feel quite bad for refusing you, though.
Ulquiorra Cifer:
man.
Look, this guy has like two hole locations through the manga. So, I mean, choose which one you'd fancy touching more.
the one on his throat or the one in his chest.
whatever you choose, Ulquiorra would rather not be touched anyway.
"It would be a useless and meaningless activity."
:(
but, if you ask him nicely...
he'd let you admire him. From afar.
"no touching, unless you'd like to lose a finger."
mission accomplished? I think?
nothing is stopping you from going there and poking him, though, but you better be ready to deal with the consequences!
consequences: maybe lose an arm and a leg...
the mere fact that he is entertaining the idea... I’d say that’s already something…
Nnoitra Gilga:
nope.
I'm not saying he'll refuse (we will get to that soon—). but,
I'm telling you to give up on that idea.
maybe not give up outright, but think better on what you ask from him, out of everyone...
he's yet another one that will think of your request as something weird.
not because it's absurd, invasive, and rather childish for a guy as intimidating as him. Surely not because of all that!
but because his hollow hole is different from the others.
he would let you touch it, sure, why not?
can't really reach the other side, but... you know.
poke the meat and bone if you'd like.
I mean, if that freaks you out, he will be delighted to see that. truly. (〃•u•〃)
...
alright, maybe he will get rather offended by your curiosity at first, but we're girls, right?
...
following that, Nnoitra will try to keep you with him for longer than just that harmless activity.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez:
"you want to touch my..."
live Grimmjow reaction btw ↑
Grimmjow is rather brutish sometimes, but even he has his limits!
...
and messing around with his hollow hole is one of them.
You'd need to go stuffing your hand without asking him first if you really want to know the sensation.
why try to be civilized? Tch.
not happening.
you could be SURE he would start hiding his abdomen every time he saw you!
and yell at you, a lot!!!
to summarize, he WILL NOT give you that satisfaction, no.
...
if you go stuffing your arm through the hole like he's a zoo attraction, he would feel so violated~.
maybe you'll lose your arm next ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭
...you've been warned.
Szayelaporro Granz:
HUUUHHHH
ARE YOU SURE?
Look, I wouldn't do that, and I'm not really one to talk because I have the tendency to put up with Nnoitra!
Szayelaporro's hollow hole is a delicate matter...
if you didn't know yet, it's located in his glans.
...
see?
So...
you know...
OF COURSE he would let you see it! ><
touch it.
feel it.
smell it, lick it, and all that jazz.
I mean, if you're into that, congrats.
if not, don't ask. Szayel would show you out of sheer exasperation anyway.
Enjoy!
my god writing this had me rolling on the floor laughingsjdhasjdhajdh I need more ideas tho >_< also that Valentine's Day art is so adorableeee look at Ulquiorra staring at the chocolate!!!!!! my heart!!
BLEACH HC — HOW WOULD THE (SOUL SOCIETY ARC) GOTEI 13 HELP THE READER CONQUER THEIR CRUSH?
Summary: so, let's say you're best friends with the captains, and you're gushing about your crush to them. Would they help? Give advice? Or don't care at all? Well, I wrote how I think it would be like!! ^_^
Contains: all captains, even the old man! mostly platonic (Shunsui is a flirt~~)
Warnings: crackfic/headcanon, fluff, just messing around, really. Fem soul reaper reader? I try to keep the s/o gender neutral, but sometimes it's a specific character, or a guy. Contains all captains! So it might look long! >_>
┊┊★ *
Genryūsai Yamamoto:
oh...
the old man? Really. Well... I'm not here to judge, I guess. But why the frickin CAPTAIN OF ALL CAPTAINS—
well, he's old and wise, so he'd have good advice, yes!
as long as your infatuation doesn't get in the way of your job as a soul reaper.
if (your s/o) it was a random soul reaper, he'd be like, "ok..."
but a captain or lieutenant??? You should've stayed quiet, brochacho.
"this type of relationship within the Seireitei is strictly prohibited!!!!!!!!!!"
or something like that. I mean, do we know about what happens if you try to court an official...? (I swear if any of you say IT WAS STATED IN CFYOW!!! I'll riot!) I imagine it'd be taboo, just like real life... Hopefully.
um, maybe you should keep your feelings to yourself if you want to be free from trouble...
Soi Fon:
she wouldn't rat you out; actually, she wouldn't really think much of it.
she's calm, so as long as it doesn't hinder your responsibilities, she couldn't care less.
but it depends on WHO you like, of course.
If it's Yoruichi, you're cooked.
Soi Fon wouldn't even look at you anymore.
but someone else is alright...
except Urahara.
"ew."
yeah, whatever. Like whoever you'd like, except those two if you value your friendship...
Soi Fon would help you in her free time, though, if you truly ask for it!
Gin Ichimaru:
WHY
WHY WOULD YOU TALK TO HIM ABOUT THOSE THINGS?? ARE YOU ILL?????
well, um.
WHY.
you see, if you want to have your tombstone carved, it's Gin the guy you should gush to.
just hope that the person you like is not someone particularly interesting to Gin.
like, he'd just go, "Hm? that person? nice," and ask you about it if he's in a good mood, but that's it.
but now.
let's say, someone like Aizen, for example.
"woah, you fancy the fifth division captain?" And leave you with that infuriating smirk of his.
you wouldn't see Gin for a while. That's because he's a snitch!
and if you asked him what he'd done????
"what did I do? My, didn't you talk to me because you needed my help? you looked so desperate, after all~"
what an idiot! >-<
I mean, at least he tried to help........?
Retsu Unohana:
one of the best options in this list, truly. She's gentle, tranquil... quite motherly, even.
she'd give good advice.
but would be direct, not really just saying what you wanted to hear, you know?
if she doesn't like your s/o, she'll tell you. But it's all up to you in the end.
and would heal you in case you get into a fight. Not without, you know, reminding you of her warnings, though.
"told you."
Sousuke Aizen:
my god, hed help you! ^_^
if you give him permission to, of course (unlike someone with slits for eyes...)
he isn't all sappy, though, but would gladly let you ramble about your flings.
"Mm. Mhm. Hmmm..." said he, writing some nothings in his office while you just talked and talked...
depending on who it is, he'd help, because even a chill guy like him has his limits, right?
and he'd feel so, SO bad if you fall for the wrong person! :(
aww...
your secret is safe with him!
...
but you should always keep an eye out for Aizen.
Byakuya Kuchiki:
? He's from the bourgeoisie.
he'd say something like:
"why don't you gift your s/o *insert luxurious brands here*?"
and that's it.
it's been a long time since he's been... romantic.
nowadays, he'll mostly ignore you.
BUT! Assuming you're a good and close friend of Byakuya's and nothing else...
he certainly wouldn't approve of a peasant confidant for you. He would actively go against it!
Byakuya would never get caught walking with a bunch of... plebs.
so, if you need to keep a secret from him, you better know how to hide WELL and to lie WELL!
Kuchiki is not one to be fooled, you hear me?!
but in case he already knows, he would keep it to himself.
even if, deep inside, he's hoping you'd let go of using him as your personal diary. It hurts.
Sajin Komamura:
he's not all that knowledgeable about human affairs, feelings, and love things. Be you a Soul Reaper or not.
but still would try his best to be a good listener!
And importantly, he would feel so honored you trusted him enough to confide something so intimate!
but be specific! Tell him if you want his help or not, or advice, or just a listener! or else, Sajin may get too happy and go on his own to help you in his own, canine way, alright?
said that, he'd love to be your wingman!
and love to play cupid whenever you'd like! <3
Shunsui Kyoraku:
another one that I don't get why would you tell him...
would he be a good cupid? eh. Maybe...?
he would somehow find an excuse to make you drink with him, certainly. So, most of his advice would be just, "go for it."
I think Shunsui would spend most of his time complimenting you, though. and say something like:
"what does he have that I dont?"
he's just kidding, of course!
maybe.
he'd be surprised if you liked someone a bit... you know, questionable. but would try to stay respectful. Can't go bad-mouthing his coworkers, can he?
but Shunsui would always find a way to say:
"sigh, that's one lucky guy, to have your attention like that...", while pouting at you.
if you'd like, you can have 2 guys into you!
I guess...
Kaname Tosen:
luckily, Tosen can't judge anyone from the appearance, so don't expect him to comment on that (lol)
but would judge their intentions. Don't go liking someone problematic!
aside from that, he would help you with one of his best abilities: cooking!
nothing like charming your way through someone's stomach, huh?
but no aphrodisiacs, no. Tosen wants everything to go smoothly and as naturally as possible. Fairness!
if it goes badly, he'd comfort you with praise. like, "you're too good for them, anyway."
(mmmm, now thinking if I should write yandere kaname??? my godddsjdsshsshshhs)
Toshiro Hitsugaya:
he'd get offended first. Like, this type of conversation is too beneath a guy as responsible, macho, and serious as him!
sure, buddy.
alright, let's say you bothered Toshiro enough for him to take you seriously.
he'd judge HARD. In a way that, if he doesn't like the person, you're staying alone. Period.
if he's in a good mood (rare), and free, he'd try to help.
his help: "just be direct. it's not that hard."
eh. typical... 7-7
anyway, like the first 2 in this list, just don't let your feelings get in the way of work!
you're free to date as long as you keep things safe. And as long as Toshiro doesn't mind the person...
woah, lots of conditions.
good luck.
hope you don't get heartbroken; Toshiro would not let that slide!
Kenpachi Zaraki:
what.
why him?
he's... antilove or something >-<. Yachiru would be way helpful. I mean, in her own way, I suppose. A bit of a snitch, you know?
but anyway, I'm here to talk about Zaraki. Let's keep his lieutenant away for now once I do the lieutenant version of these headcanons, alright? (maybe)...
Zaraki is a fighter; do you really think he'd know anything about ROMANCE???
it all would boil down to:
"Do they fight?"
if yes, he'd see your s/o as a future opponent.
if not:
"so get yourself someone who does."
he won't accept any softies for you (maybe he'll even try to offer himself if anything goes wrong..... maybe, maybe)
well, he'd prioritize anyone who can fight. You better choose a good warrior!
Mayuri Kurotsuchi:
bro.
you better bid farewell to your lover.
to start that, if you're FRIENDS with Mayuri, it's because he spared you. Be so for REALLL.
but he would NOT save that courtesy for your mate.
and if it's someone Mayuri thinks is interesting? yeah. You're becoming a widow already.
and he couldn't care less.
Mayuri is not the best guy to ask for advice. First, he'd get annoyed you're bothering his scientific job with such useless information.
I mean, if you want to get rid of someone, and that someone is a good test subject, Mayuri is the right guy, after all.
Jushiro Ukitake:
YES! THAT'S THE ONE YOU SHOULD BE TALKING TO!
one of the best options, if not THE best!
Ukitake already gifts people normally, so he for sure would help you prepare a nice gift for your partner.
he'd give suggestions, and if his health allowed him on that day, he'd help you make them too.
he likes to think you got good taste, so you better like someone nice!
Ukitake wouldn't forgive himself if anything happened to you.
truly, tell him everything!
it'll all be easier that way!
if you want him to keep a secret, he'd never betray that.
very trustable! 10/10.
That's it!! Thanks for reading~~ <3 don't forget I'm always open for requests, or if someone wants to ramble I don't mind ^_^
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