#blirbs

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im sick and i’ve been doodling some goobers

this is very beastars im now realizing

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Loki episode 5 bird things screencaps.

[jttcots]

8/6/17

So I cross the Rainbow Bridge into Ontario (first time I’ve been to Ontario) and what’s literally the first thing there? This place - freaking BIRB KINGDOM. So, of course I went in there (you could tell I was running to see the blirbs in the second picture) and saw all kinds of squeaky beepers, beaky squeakers , and other birds. I got to kiss a lorikeet! WHY YES I WOULD LOVE TO BECOME A CANADIAN NATIONAL THANKS FOR ASKING.

[dxzziie]

God... imagine how Kiwis are when it comes to their eggs, the women will always look haggard

Not to mention they're related to the Kaiju turkeys (Ostriches), Neon Turkeys (Emus), Murder Turkeys (Cassowary), and Illegal Turkeys (Rhea)

that poor little ratite…

they definitely need some sort of heavy sedation or epidural-type treatment to lay their eggs

genuinely i have no clue how they even lay those things irl

[dxzziie]

Those chickens would lay some BIG eggs

condor eggs would probably be the size of an adult hummingbird lol

[dxzziie]

more birdies

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Uncle Voidbird recruitment poster, from Void War One, circa V913-V919.

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"I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious plumage." And little hot dog legs.