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2 minutes of raffy’s mom and everything about him makes perfect sense

#of course he’s simultaneously a brat with a horrible concept of boundaries AND desperate for love and affection but with no idea how to have #those things #only friends dream on #ofdo

wait wait I got like a fan-made “excerpt” for him here that you may enjoy

Your name is GHEESE HORVET. You are limeblooded troll who lives as a jadeblooded troll tending to the mothergrub and the brood she spits out. Your existence is a both MIRACLE and a CRIME, but you haven’t been found out yet. How very lucky.

You want to be more than a caretaker confined to the underground caverns, however. You’re only pretending to be a Jadeblood anyway. You have DREAMS and ASPIRATIONS. You want to see the stars—No—TOUCH them. You want to TOUCH the stars. Be among them. So you spend all your free time studying ROCKET SCIENCE and building ROCKETSHIPS with whatever materials you can scrounge up in the hopes that one day… one day you’ll get out of here.

im like. tweaking. im . dude. feeling soooo invested in this guy right now.. horvet is rhe best last name i love gheese horvet i am so. normal. i genuinely cant convey how cool i think this guy is.. i am going to go insane in the tags now

@the-markihub