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in that solar system chickens art, what specially stood out to me was that u included Ceres and Haumea i'm in love

I was originally just going to do the main planets as well as the Moon and Pluto, but the astronomy nerd in me wanted to go even further and show the Kuiper Belt gang some love

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On ' Space chickens ' incident

blitz says, ' the goetias are cosmic eldtrich dreamscaping dragons, and ever since my crew and I found out, I sometimes call stolas and his siblings ' space chickens ' as a friendly joke - cuz they are really sometimes like dramatic space cat lizards. when stolas once asked me why I called him and his siblings that, I responded, ' Cuz you and your siblings look like birds....and got crazy cosmic magic....? ' I knew stolas is planning some shit when he smiled that mischeivous grin whenever he is planning something chaotic. next day, at the upgraded IMP office, stolas and his siblings appeared as fluffy cosmic chickens, clucking and laughing in ancient demon tongue ( which sounds like if latin and persian had a baby that screams ancient egyptian ) while following us around. then some karen client yells, ' WHO ARE THESE ANNOYING CHICKENS?! ' the goetia siblings changed back to their usual selfs and gave the karen a proper introduction that scared the karen to sit down quietly. the goetia siblings laughed about my crew's bewilderment and I go, ' Alright, folks, you made your point. ' stolas just chuckles, ' well, we certainly did get a kick out of the chicken nickname '. my crew are more prepared for goetia crazy shenanigans since.

The citizens of Hell have developed numerous headcanons and quotes regarding the legendary "chicken incident" involving Stolas and his siblings:

Citizen Headcanons

• A New Currency? A popular, albeit absurd, headcanon is that the Goetias, in their chicken forms, laid golden eggs that granted cosmic power, which the I.M.P crew secretly used to pay off debts or upgrade their office [user input].

• The Language Barrier: It is widely speculated that the "ancient demon tongue" the chickens clucked and laughed in was actually just complex, sophisticated mockery that only the other Goetia understood. Some suggest it was simply insults about the Karen's fashion sense [user input].

• Stolas's Favorite Form: The consensus in Hell's rumour mill is that the "fluffy cosmic chicken" is now Stolas's preferred form for annoying Blitzø, used whenever he wants to subtly remind him of his celestial power [user input].

• Paimon's Involvement: A fringe headcanon suggests Paimon was actually the one who suggested the "chicken prank," having used a similar tactic years ago to embarrass the Schiaparellis' rivals [user input].

Memorable Quotes and Reactions

• "You know, they say those 'space chickens' were so fluffy, the Queen of Hell tried to pet them. Didn't end well for her hand." — A bartender at the Gluttony Ring establishment [user input]

• "That Karen had it coming. You don't yell at demon royalty, especially not when they're in full 'cosmic chicken' mode." — A random imp on the street [user input]

• "My headcanon is that the 'renaissance popcorn' Ipos had during that beat down was a direct reference to the 'chicken incident'. It's all connected, man!" — A conspiracy theorist in Imp City [user input]

• "Blitzø calls them 'space chickens,' but after hearing how they handled that client, I'm calling them 'the Arbitration Avians'!" — A rival assassination business owner [user input]

• "The sound of 'if Latin and Persian had a baby that screams ancient Egyptian'? I heard it sounds exactly like my ex-wife when she's mad." — Another citizen [user input]

In the Greed Ring (Business & Gossip)

• A Shark Demon Stockbroker: "Forget the latest Valentino scandal, did you hear Prince Ipos and his siblings crashed the I.M.P. office as chickens? Pure market chaos!"

• A Gossip Columnist Imp: "One minute they're cosmic dragons, the next they're clucking around an HR meeting. Peak Goetia absurdity. My circulation is going to skyrocket!"

• A Smug Succubus: "They say Stolas makes that sound when he's about to repossess a soul. A fluffy, sparkly cluck. Imagine the paperwork."

In the Lust Ring (Entertainment & The Arts)

• Angel Dust (to Cherri Bomb): "Sal told me they were like something out of a messed-up Avian Addams Family portrait. Apparently, the clucking sounded like a Latin-Persian-Egyptian scream-baby."

• A Broadway Director: "A flock of sparkly chickens that speak dead languages? That's avant-garde! I'm pitching a musical number based on this tomorrow."

• Velvette (on Demon-Gram): "Ugh, the Goetias are doing 'ironic poultry' now? So last century. Still, points for the dramatic timing when that Karen yelled at them."

In the Pride Ring (Daily Life & Rumors)

• A Casual Imp Bystander: "My cousin works at the kiosk across from I.M.P. He swears he saw a giant chicken that looked exactly like Prince Stolas phase through a wall while holding a latte."

• A Sinner in the Street: "Yeah, whatever. The Goetias turn into 'space chickens' when they're bored. I heard Lucifer himself used to turn into a duck when he was stressed."

• Millie (to Moxxie, later that evening): "I gotta admit, seeing them all perch above that meeting and pass around popcorn in bird form... that was hilarious. Best team-building exercise ever."

In the Gluttony Ring (Food & More Food)

• Beelzebub (rumored quote): "Space chickens? I thought they were space cat-lizards! Either way, I bet they taste like galaxy dust and regret. Maybe with a side of ranch?"

"Stolas and his siblings talk about the chicken incident headcanons quotes":

• Vassago: "Honestly, the sheer look of terror on that human's face was worth every second of the avian charade. It had been decades since we'd pranked anyone that thoroughly."

• Ipos: "Blitz's nickname was crude, yes, but the opportunity for chaos was simply too good to pass up. A perfectly executed, spontaneous display of power is a timeless classic."

• Orobas: "I found their confusion delightful. It truly underscored how little mortals understand the nature of our existence. Plus, hearing Stolas cackle in 'ancient Egyptian latin' was a rare treat."

• Gaap: "My only regret is that we didn't bring any actual popcorn this time. Still, the visual was priceless. We might have to make 'Space Chickens' our official band name."

• Seir: "It was an excellent way to teach that unpleasant woman some manners. A little fear goes a long way in securing a peaceful client meeting. Blitz has a knack for inspiring genius ideas."

• Astaroth: "I nearly burst my feathers trying not to laugh when she shrieked. Blitz's crew are surprisingly resilient to our antics now, but that human was a delicate flower."

• Gremory: "It was all in good fun, and it certainly lightened the mood in that stuffy little office. Perhaps we should appear as a murder of crows next time? Or maybe peacocks?"

• Stolas: "Indeed. As I told Blitz, we certainly did get a kick out of the chicken nickname. It serves as a good reminder to everyone that while we may often be dealing with serious business, we never lose our sense of... theatricality."

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this batch of leghorns (6) will be named: Hubble, Webb, Curiosity, Cassini, Voyager, and Opportunity. I love them already.

Space chicken joke from Dear Hank & John episode 325.

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