✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri, reo mikage, nagi seishiro, rin itoshi.
✮⋆˙ | cw: fluff!! um, majority your kids like sports, okay. it just made this better alr. some of your kids have genders; some don't! sorry! i did try to make the kids genderless and decidable!
Isagi Yoichi!
When you two first figured out you were pregnant, he was literally panicking on overdrive. Overthinking everything, and you mean everything.
"Should we do the baby's room blue or pink? Or is that too stereotypical? Maybe we should do it in a nice brown? Baby, why are you laughing? THIS ISN'T FUNNY?!" Keep in mind that Isagi is saying this while pacing up and down in your living room.
"You panic too much. Everything will be fine. At this point, you might be the one who's pregnant."
"Hah Hah. Very funny."
When you were labour, he was there by your side throughout everything but was definitely horrified when you were screaming so loud like a demon was sucking the soul out of you.
For sure cried when holding your baby for the first time!
When you and Isagi's baby grew of age, his initial thought was to teach them football/soccer in your garden while you were gardening, pulling weeds from the ground. You look over your shoulder, and your tummy fills with warmth to see Isagi cheering your child on because they essentially managed to kick their fake plastic ball into the miniature goal for the first time.
When your kid hit around five years old, they were insanely obsessed with football just as much as their dad, Isagi, and was Isagi's biggest fan. Every single match you and your kid will attend, she/he would be cheering the loudest, and whether Isagi loses the match or not, your kid will always manage to give him a huuuuuge hug at the end of it.
By the time your kid was six, they BEGGED to attend a football club, which you and Isagi were hesitant about, but still managed to find one and let them go there!
Random texts between you, Isagi and your kid!
Meguru Bachira!
Now, when you told Bachira you were pregnant, he was over the moon, but then he panicked, then he was fine again. He was very bipolar about the situation, to be honest.
Also was there by your side when you were giving birth and was also very much terrified when you were screaming and even screamed sometimes when you were screaming.
Very much the chaotic father son/daughter duo when your kid gets older.
You let him babysit once while you were out with your girlfriends. Specifically telling him NOT to give your child sugar because they'll be too hyper before bed time.
But how could he possibly resist the cute puppy eyes your kid was giving him, pleeeading with him to give them the cookies that were placed on the highest shelf in the snack cupboard?
When you came back home you found your child and Bachira chasing each other around in the garden. Safe to say that he would NEVER do it again because you gave him the biggest scolding of his life.
He tried to teach your kid football, but they weren't a big fan of it. He was disappointed at first but gradually got over it, giving up on trying to force football down his kid's throat who clearly didn't care about it.
Random texts between you and Bachira!
Hyoma Chigiri!
I physically cannot make this man a boy dad; he just NEEDS to be a girl dad, bro.
When you told Chigiri you were pregnant, he was kinda disappointed but quickly grew fond of the situation.
Definitely was not fazed when you were screaming during birth. Maybe a little bit of shock on his face, but afterwards, he gave you plenty of praise and held the baby. You swear you caught him crying, but he still won't admit it till this day.
When your kid grows older, he definitely knows how to do her hair!
Whenever you're too busy to do her hair; let's say you're preparing breakfast for your child before school; he's the one doing her hair for example because you're busy.
Out of all the boys, I believe he would be the most responsible.
Your kid turns out to be the athletic type! They were insanely good at running, like their father and easily was the fastest in school!
Texts between you, your kid and Chigiri!
Reo Mikage!
When you told Reo you were pregnant. He went overboard, and I mean overboard.
He spent so much on baby clothes, clothes for you, gifts, stuff for the baby and the baby's room etc, etc. The amount of times you had to scold him for spending so much money on you.
When you were giving birth, he was also there by your side and was caught off guard by your yelling but then tried everything as he humanly possibly could to make sure you didn't feel as much pain, but that did fuck all... clearly.
When your kid gets older, he spoils them to death. Showering them to death gifts. Shoes, clothes, hair accessories, sweets, glitter pens, toys, you name it! If your kids wants it; your kid gets it.
You still tell him off for spending money and always ends up buying you something, hoping you'll be forgiving, which never works because you still lecture him in the end.
Your kid said once that he wants to go to the zoo, and literally the next day you guys are going to the trip to the zoo. It was sweet to see your kid's eyes go wide as they looked around at all the exhibits, even the creepy crawlies!
Turns out your kid was an avid basketball fan! Reo didn't really mind because he also used to play basketball. In fact, he was more than supportive and even went as far as to get a personal trainer FOR YOUR FIVE YEAR OLD? When he told you, you never hit him so hard in your life.
"They're five, Reo! Why would they need a personal trainer?!"
"To be extra good in the future!!"
"Such a dumbass!" You criticize him with an eye roll.
"Hey!!"
Random texts between you, your kid and Reo!
Nagi Seishiro! LOCK OFF!
When you told Nagi you were pregnant, he was disappointed, claiming it was too much of a hassle, and asked for you to have an abortion, which you obviously said no to. He didn't argue back and had to suck it up in the end.
When you were giving birth, the asshole fell asleep for the whole thing and woke up because a nurse shook him awake to tell him that you're baby has been delivered.
He felt insanely bad and apologised several times until you forgave him.
When your kid got older, unlucky but lucky for you, they got their father's traits. It was nice to see the two of the lazy asses get along so well!
One time, you came home after trusting Nagi to babysit your kid while you went out with your friends, and when you came home, you caught them cuddling on the couch while napping. It was the cutest thing you've ever seen, and you had to take multiple pictures! Now, it's his wallpaper.
Only massive problem is that when you guys go out, let's say somewhere fun like the circus, you always have to go home early because two of them will not stop nagging at your ear about how tired they are and how they're bored and how much a hassle it is.
Most of your fun days are movie nights, which ends up with all of your sleeping on the couch!
Your kid wasn't much of a football fan, finding it too much work... sounds similar!
Random texts between you, your kid and Nagi!
Rin itoshi!
When you told Rin you were pregnant, he was nervous, but he was more than ready to support you. He did as much research from google as he possibly can. Your computer research was very interesting!
'Why does my significant other crave so much food while their pregnant'
'Why does my significant other have so much mood swings while their pregnant'
When you were giving birth, he said you could squeeze his hand throughout the whole thing, which he deeply regretted because while you were giving birth, you squeezed his hand till he couldn't feel it for ten minutes straight.
Cried when holding your baby and when you commented on it. He glared at you and said, "And?"
When your kid got older, they were very enthusiastic and a playful kid. Always playing about with paint and pencils, and they even helped you out around the house whenever they can, which was very cute to you and Rin!
Also a very responsible dad.
When you came back home one time, you caught your kid and Rin painting together, which was very adorable. The paintings the two of them made on a canvas are hung up in the hallway!
Your kid ended up loving football just as much as their dad, and Rin was happy to teach them how to play the sport after the number of times your kid begged him to!
Your kid skid their knee doing it once, and he never felt so guilty in his life, even though it wasn't his fault. He helped place a plaster/band-aid on their knee. His heart melted when his kid noticed he was upset with himself and gave him a huge hug while saying, "It's okay, daddy! It's not your fault!"
★ postscript. what i imagine the bllk men to be like at a christmas party. ★ feat. kaiser, rin, reo, nagi, sae, barou, bachira, shidou, isagi, otoya, karasu, aiku ★ contents. crack mostly, not really x reader LMAO
note. hello. i just wanna start this off by saying i am so so sorry for how late and rushed this is 😵💫. i scrapped my other multi cause the idea was sorta dumb and i didn’t know how to write it but.. merry ( late ) christmas and happy new year! hope you enjoy this silly little late gift <3
★ KAISER : WHO INVITED THE GRINCH BRUH..
absolutely does not want to be here, was forced to come because it was his birthday.. not that he actually cares about that. he probably got the most gifts, sent everyone like $1 as a return gift with a proud smirk—“money for the peasants, i guess.” his ass ate all of the cookies and would smack anyone who dared touch him.. ptsd ig 💙
★ RIN : PARTY LONER
not very fond of christmas after his brother dropped the bomb on him that he does not give 2 fucks about him. probably that one loner in the party who stays in the room upstairs. secretly wore a pendant that sae gave him on the last birthday they celebrated together, the picture being rin holding up sae’s trophy with a fond look on his face. christmas makes his heart ache with both nostalgia and sorrow.
★ REO : RICH AUNT
the rich aunt uncle, this motherfucker gifted every single person at the party something well over $1000, and the worst part is he knew exactly what to give everyone too. would brush it off with a “oh, its nothing. just spare change.” .. rich ass. screams in joy when someone gifts him something back, could be a $2 teddy bear and suddenly you’re opening your phone to ‘reo mikage has sent you $3000’.
★ NAGI : LONER #2
also forced to show up like kaiser. parties were never nagi’s thing, he’d much rather stay at home and play video games all day. it took a little bit of convincing ( and a lot of whining ) but he agreed to come if he could bring his phone. does not participate in anything, just lounges in the corner with the occasional damn it when he loses.
★ SAE : THE FUCKS A RETURN GIFT?
he came, with no gifts at all. according to him he expected everyone to be giving him gifts and not expecting anything in return.. i mean, his parents never asked him for a present back so could you blame him? yeah.. you kinda could. i could see him trying to make everything about soccer, imagine this: you’re unboxing your present and you get something like a new pan, and suddenly this bitch speaks up like. “shame its not a soccer ball.. this is why you suck.” someone tape his mouth now.
★ BAROU : PARTY HOST
helped hosting the party, cleaned the house spotless! he also probably cooked 70% of the food, thats what growing with sisters gets you :b. doubled as a security guard of sorts outside the house. except he didn’t ask for identification, he’d yell at you to take your dang shoes off before you walk in. spill anything on the floor? he is coming for you and your entire bloodline.. just kidding!
★ BACHIRA : “SANTA’S REAL..”
unironically believes santa is real, please help this man. to this date he still puts cookies and milk on the table. his mother used to eat them and keep a couple of presents under the tree, thinking he’ll eventually realise santa isn’t real.. which he didn’t. so when the presents suddenly stopped coming and no one ate the cookies, he thought he was on the naughty list forever and sobbed about it for 20 minutes.. poor guy. his heart shattered when isagi held his hand and told him santa isn’t real—he was only trying to help, he swears!
★ SHIDOU : “BRO YOU WEREN’T INVITED???”
shidou is the complete contrast from bachira. does not believe santa is real and crashes the party ( he was not invited. ) yells at children that santa isn’t real and started a tomato war at the party when someone threw a tomato at him and yelled booo! … thankfully, he was later kicked out.
★ ISAGI : SANTA.. NOT REALLY!
epitome of santa, the opposite of kaiser. made hand-made gifts for everyone.. well, almost everyone. ( did not bring one for kaiser <3 ) he had a mini concert at the party, singing his heart out until someone kaiser burst out laughing and started mocking his singing.. things got a little heated from there! lets just say the title of santa was taken away from isagi the moment his ass opened his mouth 💔
★ OTOYA : “WHERE THE HOES AT”
came for the hoes cause he was told there would be a bunch of hotties at the party, which there wasn’t.. but thats okay, he swings both ways! assaulted chigiri with his ninja moves until he got bored, probably pulled up a 10 slide presentation on why he should introduce him to his sister and that he’s got ‘the experience’.. yeah, he got slapped in the face.
★ KARASU : HO ACT LIKE HE A JUDGE..
everybody hates him. constantly judging literally everything.. “these cookies ‘r mediocre at best..” “i could gift ya somethin’ better cutie.” “damn, these decorations lame as hell.” you get the point. starts pouting like a man-child when isagi tells him to shut the hell up, he knows he deserves it but he just can’t help the lil itch in his brain to judge everything okay! ( he just like me fr.. red flag moment 💔 )
★ AIKU : HOES BEFORE BROS
cool unc of the party, drinks are on him alright. i can imagine him grabbing a random sharpie he found on a desk and suddenly giving out tattoo’s for a dollar, broke ass. works pretty efficiently until he’s being labelled a scammer when the tattoo turns out to look like dog shit.. cut him some slack, he’s no artist! leaves the party early when one of his hoes text him to come over.. ima slap the shit out of him n eita 💕
ski expert because it snows in the mountains so he had to learn or else he couldn't go on with his day
was actually a bit terrified from skiing as a kid but outgrew it
has almost drowned in the river as a child (fly high king🕊️🕊️🕊️)
ate many inedible things as a child including insects, sticks, mud, ect (his immune system has war flashbacks every time it sees a slightly edible rock)
since its cannon he learns from manga abt peoples feelings and stuff i can just imagine him giving you a pretty rock he found or something cool as a gift or something alike idk
one time he drank an energy drink and got so buzzed out and has since then swore to never drink energy drinks again (also because of it's artificial taste nd stuff)
insanely good at board games. like to the point where people suspect he's cheating (spoiler alert :: he's not)
idk why but i just KNOW he's good at cooking. like numero uno best chef right here.
also good at being handy since his hair tie thing is made of ivy
Cool Rock™ collector war veteran. idk smth about him gives that vibe yk?
notes :: my brother has been nagging me to write about him and after this being in my drafts since the 9th.... i've finally decided to write it
(yes my brother knows about my tumblr but he lowkey not that much of a hater & he dgaf) this ho is so annoying ong but ive finally decided to give in and wrote a lil thing for goatamaru
itoshi sae: amor (love), mi vida (my life), mis amores (my darling)
sae isn’t much of a talker. but when he does open that mouth of it, words of trust and love flow out from his lips (at least that’s the case for you.)
itoshi rin: y/n, stupid, dumbass
while all of these sound derogatory and basic, it’s just how rin expresses his love for you. it’s not that he doesn’t like to call you pet names (he calls you "love" once in awhile), he just doesn’t get why you have to call your lover by other terms?!@# he just wants to keep it simple. (plus he loves your name so much ueueueue)
shidou ryusei: darlin’, sweets, doll
yup the typical fuckboy pet names. i don’t even have an explanation as to why but he loves calling you these (especially sweets).
mikka LOVESSSSSSSSS calling you these on a daily basis to the point some of his teammates (noa and even isagi 😭) even call you these instead of your name (he gets extremely jealous and pouty).
bachira meguru: baby, bee, sweetheart
ah yes, the typical corny ass pet names. some people might yuck it but in bachira’s words, ‘don’t yum my yuck’ (you told him it was yuck my yum). no one can stop him, he’s just too in love with you (plus he calls you these to spite kaiser).
isagi yoichi: princess, babe, sunshine
here comes the king of cringe yoichi. now, he doesn’t see anything wrong with these; it’s just the people around him are making a big fuss about these. they’re really cute! and his partner’s really cute too!
mikage reo: love, darling, sweetheart
he likes calling you simple, yet classy endearments. his favourite one to call you tho is definitely ‘love’. simple endearments for a lovely guy indeed.
nagi seishiro: babe, y/n, darl’
now, seishiro doesn’t really like talking which is why these are really simple (but they’re so cute with the way he drags them out like “baaaaaaaabe” or “y/nnnnnnn”). but when he’s in a silly goofy mood (especially when he finishes a game), he’ll call you darl’ or just darling with a stupid smirk on his face.
chigiri hyoma: love, stupid, y/n
i just imagine hyoma to be a silly lover. someone who you can playfully banter with and someone you can love without limits. he’s just a simple guy. (he WILL beg you to buy him his hair care materials, comb his hair and style his hair).
baro shoei: princess, darling, bunny
he says these to rile you up and make you all blushy and giggly. that’s it. that’s the explanation mhm mhm.
kunigami rensuke: princess, love, my dear
he’s a BIIIIIIIIIIIG softie in my eyes. he’s so soft-spoken and HSAASFDIS i can hear him say these im not even kidding (i’m delusional)
OKAY YAYYY ANOTHER BANGER POSTED!! (will post more btw HUHDUHIEJROA) i hope this was enjoyable for everyone!! thanks for being here and hope to see you again! comments, reblogs and likes are very much appreciated <3 (what the hell thats a lot of tags 😭😭)
