#blurbs masterlist

[crashingcryptid]

Blurbs masterlist 2

Simon with false teeth

Sleeping naked around the team

Brat Graves

Armadiillo hybrid reader

Masked reader

Club Dad Price

Simon's outspoken partner

Stupid blurb about Ghost's mask

Kyle and his autistic partner

More Kyle and his autistic partner

CoD doughnut order

Get along gag

KoniGaz, needy konig

Vibe controlled sub Simon

Graves cheating on you

Rat hybrid Konig

Actual ghost wedgie

Fruit bat reader

Gen-Z reader

Ghost in chastity

Small dick Johnny

Dating the Captains kid

Stocks for sex

Kyle with dyslexia

Fem Hyena hybrid reader

Price loves nightgowns

Famous streamer Kyle

Simon with breastmilk

More boob milk Simon

Cum eating with Price

Simon with sleep issues

Deniem shorts wedgie blurb

KoniGaz asking for a third

PupPlay with Simon

Ghost wedgie

Medusa Simon and blind lover

Bear shifter Price

Fat bear week

Gargoyle boyfriend

Reverse chastity belt

Otter hybrid reader

KoniGaz threesome

Konigs favorite bar

Fucked by everything but dick

Unwilling massage

Succubus reader

Spanking from Nikolai

More Pup Simpon + Price

Untrained Pup Simon

Demon hybrid smut

Bunny hybrid reader taking a knot

Fated meet

Bathing Simon

Cannibal Kyle

Succubus Reader- 2

Kyle's smart partner

Cold hand Kyle

Happy ending with Price

I love you Reader

Puffin medic reader

Palates with Kyle

Makarov's Attack dog

Tattoo for Johnny

SuperBat wedgie

"Sugar Daddy" Price

Price's Reading glasses

Masterbation investigation

Puffin medic again

Kyle's autistic partner

Tentecle monster wedgie

Nightgown loving Price

High labido Johnny

Muzzled succubus reader

Virgin hunting Kyle

Barraccuda mer reader

Dyslexic reader

More Makarov's attack dog

Harpy reader

Harpy reader and Kyle

MORE Harpy reader and Kyle

At the bar with the team

Fauxcest blurb

Wedgie from John

Calling John at work

Lactating reader

Oblivous reader

Virgin hunter teacher Kyle

Simon and his autistic partner

Nikolai and a good sub

John who yearns

Wedgie from Konig

Pupplay punishment

FTM reader without top surgery

Reader with an unusal pet

Alpha Graves

Virgin teacher Kyle

Lactating reader

Reader calls John at work

More Fauxcest

[angelicstarkey]

BLURBS

Rafe has a spitting kink 18+ MDNI

bsf!Rafe

cakes and candles

Drew Starkey x reader Drew wakes up to a surprise on his birthday

rafe takes on movember

a crackfic for rafe and his moustache

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[beelmons]

Requests status: open Be mindful that I reserve the right to refuse requests if I'm not comfortable with the topic being written about, I'm pretty open-minded, so if I think something goes over the line I'll just politely decline.

Aaron Hotchner

But who is he to you? (Aaron Hotchner) (Angst)

Golf lessons with dbf!Hotch

Hotch and you fight in front of the team

Hotch getting you off with his knee (NSFW)

Hotch gives your career advice

Hotch's love language + physical touch (reader's love language)

Hotch with an ADHD fem!partner

Not-so-professional

Derek Morgan

Smut prompts #20

Emily Prentiss

Emily's love language + quality time (reader's love language)

Luke Alvez

But who is he to you? (Luke Alvez) (Angst)

Luke Alvez spells his name between your legs (NSFW)

Luke with an ADHD fem!partner

Protective prompts 1 - I've never seen you act like that before

Spencer Reid

A story of ‘maybe’s and 'what if’s (cowboy!Spencer)

But who is he o you? (Spencer Reid) (Angst)

Confident Spencer pinning you down to make you come (NSFW)

Devil's mark (NSFW)

Enemies to lovers with Spencer (Angst)

Experimental pedagogy (NSFW)

Fucking Spencer during an online meeting (NSFW)

In short, I love you (origins)

In short, I love you (the cup)

In short, I love you (valentine's)

Smut prompts #5 - "I can't pull out when you wrap your legs around me like that"

Smut prompts #17 - “Nothing’s wrong. I just wanted to take a second to admire how beautiful you are.”

Smut prompts #30 - "I bet I can make you come without touching you"

Smut prompts #44 & #45

Spencer's love language + quality time (reader's love language)

Spencer's love language + physical touch (reader's love language)

Spencer comes in to work with orange hairs on his beard

Spencer comforts you during an existential crisis

Spencer sees you all dolled-up for the first time

Spencer taking care of you while you're sick

Spencer with an ADHD fem!partner

Spencer with a mexican fem!partner

Trying to subtly tell Spencer you're horny (NSFW)

Misc. (more than 1 character/BAU family)

BAU men love languages (pt. 1)

Luxury poker nights (NSFW)

Spencer and Hotch welcome you back after a trip

The team finds out Hotch, Spencer, and you are in a throuple

[randomoutsiders]

blurb masterlist

bill weasley: 

one where you’re both trying desperately to stay quite while the rest of his family sleeps down below  (p2)

one where you have to wear his rings

cedric diggory:

one where you have a panic attack at a party

one where he’s won a match and he’s.. excited

fred weasley:

one where you make him jealous

adrian pucey

one where there’s cockwarming

marauders: 

one where they help you out of subspace (again but this time is worse)

one where there’s a lot of degradation 

one where they punish you

one where there’s a lot of jealousy

one (another) where they all dominate you

one where sirius is cockwarming you and the others find out

one where you’re on your period (except THIS time it’s more sexual)

one where you’re not feeling too good

one where you’re it’s time for an anatomy lesson

one where it’s time for breakfast

one where sirius and remus teach james how to tame a brat like you (p2) (p3) (p4)

one where they “taint your soul”

one where you have to use your safe word

one where you’re in subspace and they don’t know

one where they teach you how to masturbate

one where remus makes you squirt for the boys

one where they push you too far into subspace (including marlene and lily)

sirius black: 

one where he takes your virginity

one where he takes care of you after sex 

one where you paint his nails (platonic & post!askaban)

one where you have a threesome with marlene mckinnon

one where you get the death mark and don’t know what to do 

one where you tease him and he’s not a fan

one where you’re betrothed, but sirius doesn’t like that

one where he overstimulates you

one where you’re harassed by regulus & co for being a muggleborn and sirius defends you

one where he has a breeding kink

one where he comforts you during your period

one where he has a knife kink (p2)

one where you get into a nasty fight (p2)

one where you’re an avid book reader

one where he’s particularly fond of ice cubes

one where he takes your virginity but doesn’t know it

one where there’s cockwarming that turns into something more

one where you find him and he needs help

one where there are tears

one where he comes back from azkaban (p2)

james potter: 

one where he has a daddy kink

one where he likes to fuck you in his jersey

one where he overstimulates you

one where he takes care of you after sex

one where he’s jealous

one where he’s tired but he wants to fill you up

one where you’re having a bad day

one where you guys fight (p2)

remus lupin: 

one where there’s cockwarming until you finish your homework

one where he overstimulates you

one where you’re sirius’ cousin and he finds out

one where you touch yourself without his permission and he gets mad

one where he comforts you during your period

one you’re wearing his sweater and he loves your tits

one where you’re missing your sister

one where he’s into brat taming

one where you ride his thigh

one where there’s cockwarming in the library instead

one where you doubt his abilities

one where you’re quaint with your little family

one where you’re pregnant at hogwarts and you’re in pain

one where he has a size kink

one where he pushes you too far into subspace

one where the boys wanna see your tits (p2)

remus lupin & sirius black:

one where sirius asks remus to join in 

one where sirius is rough and remus is soft

one where you have to use your safe word

one where sirius is out of azkaban and you’ve both missed him dearly (p2)

one where they have a thing for tears

one where you have dinner after sex

one where you’re being a tease

one where sirius is being an ass

one where they catch you touching yourself (post!azkaban)

one where there’s some playful banter

james potter & lily evans

one where there’s a blowjob lesson

one where they overstimulate you

regulus black:

one where you get back at regulus by sleeping with his brother     (p2)

one where he’s dating a muggle and some people find out

one where he’s falling in love with a muggleborn but can’t show it

one where sirius likes you too

thomas shelby: 

one where he forgets all about your tea party (shelby!sis)

thomas (maze runner):

one where he realizes he loves you but it’s too late

one where he comes back from the maze and you’re filled with joy

isaac lahey:

one where he’s horny because the full moon’s tomorrow

[emwritesfootball]

11 June 2021 Blurbs

Erling Haaland Bossing Him Around Running Meet-Cute New Puppy Height Difference

[harryhoney-bee]

Harry having a breeding kink, and after he cums inside you, he keeps going, even though both of you are really sensitive from the previous orgasm.

"Harry, please." You whine.

"It's ok baby girl, just need to give it to you good."

"Just one more, one more." He thrust, as he gives you his last shoot, slowing down the movements of his hips on your cunt.

"That's it, got you all full of my seed."

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[matbarzyy]

Blurbs Masterlist

Mathew Barzal

“I’ll take it easy, I promise.” 

“And when were you going to tell me?” 

“C’mere, you can sit in my lap until I’m done working.” 

“I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with.”

“Ew, did you just nuzzle me? Do it again.”

“If you think I’m not sleeping on your boobs all night, you’re wrong.”

Anthony Beauvillier

“I know all of your weaknesses.”

“It’s lonely here without you.” 

“I want to marry you.”

“Where did all those bruises come from?”

“Shooting star. Make a wish.”

“Let me show you why you should stay in bed.”

“Could you hold my hand?”

“I’ll feel better if you let me walk you home.”

Tyler Seguin

“Is that my shirt?”

“It’s too cold! Come back!”

“Let me show you why you should stay in bed.”

[marvelsswansong]

Blurb Masterlist

❤️ IN ORDER OF MOST AMOUNT OF BLURBS ❤️

⭐️ = 1K+ notes

--> bodyguard!Bucky

--> sugar daddy!Bucky ⭐️

--> “I can’t sleep without you next to me.” // “It’s not your fault.”

--> “Touch her again and I’ll break your wrists.”

--> “You’re warm.” (3rd most popular!!!) ⭐️

--> “I could treat you better.”

--> Song fic: One More Night by Maroon 5

--> “You should leave.” // “I’m with someone else now... and you know him.”

--> “Is that my hoodie?” // “You’re cute when you giggle.”

--> Bodyguard!Steve

--> “Why is there a golden retriever puppy on my bed?”

--> “Don’t look behind you but that guy is checking you out.” (1st most popular!!!) ⭐️

--> “Marry me. I know we never talked about it before, but marry me.”

--> “C’mere, you can come sit on my lap until I’m done working.” // CEO!Steve

--> “I’m cold and you’re warm.” // “Shut up and get underneath my blanket.” (2nd most popular!!!) ⭐️

--> “I love you, you moron.” // “Let’s sleep in and cuddle.” 

--> “you shouldn’t believe everything you hear.” 

--> “I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend.” // “Being with me is a mistake.”

--> “Quick, kiss me.” //  “This could kill us. Or it could be really, really awesome.” // “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”

--> “Just shut up and let me save your life.” // “I promise, I will always come back to you.”

--> Song fic: Ocean Eyes by Billie Eillish

--> “This isn’t what I meant when I said surprise me.” // “Why is there a golden retriever puppy on my bed?”

--> “Hi I know we literally just met but could you pretend to be my boyfriend for a few minutes?”