#blurrswerve

[reader-from-nowhere]

May I plsplsplsplsplspls PLEASE REQUEST BLURVE!!!! 🙏🙏🙏

Or just Swerve if that's easier

Just-

Swerve I need Swerve-

Sometimes you just gotta airdrop your man

[avaliferous]

ending the year with some blurr swerve doodles to feed my everlasting brainrot (I’m not normal about them)

[mantaspurrs]

A little bit of silly in my life never hurt. I love drawing in the official My Little Pony style, but I also love just scribbling my ideas down! These are all snippets of scenes in my head.

Prince Hot Rod isn't well versed in magic just yet. Unfortunately, King Parhelion [Optimus Prime] has been far too busy trying to handle the mess of Lord Onyx Storm [Megatron], and preventing the world from literally collapsing. So! Who better to teach than the very knight assigned to aid and protect the prince on his journey? Things are uh... going about as well as they can.

Bulkhead and Wheeljack are just a couple of goofballs. They get the job they are assigned to done pretty damn fast. Mostly so they can roughhouse and mess up shit in the lab. Jackie is great at making new inventions, but also very good at blowing said inventions into bits. Bulkhead does his best to help!

Blurr meets his number one fan, Mango Crush [Swerve]! He cannot help but find him cute. What a silly little guy... Mango Crush comes to watch every single race/tournament he enters!!! Always bets on him, and always wins. He hopes one day he'll come to his bar. 🥺

Mango Crush always makes it his goal to make Gleaming Victory [Ultra Magnus] smile at least a little bit! The big guy needs to loosen up, and who better than the silliest goober known to man? The journey they are on is gonna be long and arduous, might as well make some fun of it.

First Aid is so Vulpix coded. He works well with Critical Cure [Ratchet] and is a perfect buddy! While he is a sweetheart, don't let his appearance fool you. He is a menace in the best ways possible.

ALSO! I post more frequently over on my TikTok! My user is @/d16megatron_ for anyone who wants to come over and see the goofiness of me.

[transingthoseformers]

I'm going to be honest when I read "Blurr with a minibot fetish" my first thought was Swerve. I think that could be fun with blurrswerve

[knitknotarts]

SwerveBlurr and their height difference.

[catcake24]

Blurve Oneshot - Pining for that Minibot

Summary: Blurr is pining for Swerve. Inspired by IDW, but not a specific continuity. (Sorry if Blurr is OOC, I’m not used to writing him and would accept some constructive critism if you have any advice)

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I’m just sharing cause I need to write these two or I might just explode

Blurr has a thing for Minibots, he can admit it.

Maybe it was how perfectly holdable they were, or being able to wrap around them like he was a weighted blanket, or maybe it was because they could climb him like a tree, but many of his lovers and flings were Minibots.

He dated around, he wasn’t a fetishist, but he could say he would prefer, if given the choice, for them to be a mini. He liked them sturdy too, whether that was strength or from being thicker, and having a large bumper. Nice round thighs and face were also a plus, especially alongside a cute personality.

He knew his type well, which was why when he visited a bar, one just a block away from his own, he knew the bartender was exactly that type.

A chubby minibot with a round face, a large smile with a tooth gap, a large chassis with a full bumper, and a mouth that seemed to go a mile a minute as he talked to another bot at the bar.

He was swelteringly hot, like so much Blurr worried if he’d started drooling or even, Primus forbid, spring a nasal leak from sheer attraction.

“Cybertron to Blurr?” A friend, Rodimus, laughed at him.

“Um yeah?” He said, veering his attention to his friends.

Rodimus smirked at him, and Drift had a knowing look, and he knew he was found out.

“Swerve not too bad on the optics, huh?” Rodimus said, slinging an arm around Blurr’s shoulders.

“Is that his name?” Blurr asked.

“Yeah, it’s also on the sign out front,” Rodimus said.

Blurr huffed from the dig, as he had mostly just come here because Rodimus wanted to see some old friends and wasn’t paying attention when he was coming in. “So he owns this place?”

“He had a bar when we were in a crew together back during the war,” Drift said, “it didnt last long, but he ran an illegal bar, and liked it so much he decided to start one for real.”

So, he was also a rule breaker, Blurr noted. It came as part of his job to read personality quickly, and he could see from afar that Swerve was extremely friendly, and from that tidbit he was also driven and passionate for his work.

Later when they ordered, Blurr was out of his seat before anyone else could suggest they put the order in. Rodimus and Drift shared a look, but Blurr just walked to the counter - though his speed made him get there in half the time.

The Minibot bartender, Swerve he reminded himself, jumped slightly at seeing someone practically just appear, before getting the biggest smile on his face, glittering visor. Blurr didn’t even need to say anything and the bot was already talking.

“Oh my gosh, you’re Blurr!! I’m a huge fan, I can’t believe this is happening!” He said, looking flustered from excitement. “I’ve seen so many of your races, the best of the best!”

Blurr put on his best charming smile, “Always good to meet one of my fans,” he said, a bold faced lie. Sure, he appreciated most of them, but many didn’t seem to know where the line was or when to fragging stop. He had given out fake numbers more times than he could count, sometimes giving his fellow racers numbers as a prank.

So seeing a fan? It made him a little tense, waiting to see on what side they’ll land on.

“It’s charming here, and I was wondering if my party could have two Blue Moons, three shaken engex cocktails, and…” Blurr looked at the menu, and a certain one caught his eye, and he smiled, “One Swerve.”

Swerve was smiling and actually writing down the order, maybe realizing he had a job or maybe just his customer service skills kicking in, but he squeaked adorably when Blurr said his name. “U-Uh, coming right up!” He said, cheeks blushing a light blue.

The bartender worked swiftly, and being a bartender himself Blurr could see the talent on display. Despite obviously being somewhat flustered, he mixed and poured every drink with practiced ease and they all looked as picturesque as the menu showed them. He carried them over, smiling friendly as he greeted the group.

“Rodimus, always good to see our former captain!” He said.

“Do you have to rub in the former part?” Rodimus scoffed.

“I think people would be confused if I didn’t specify, since were not exactly in space right now,” Swerve laughed, along with a few others in the group.

The night went on without a hitch, but Blurr couldn’t totally get the Minibot bartender out of his head - especially when he would come around every so often to chat or fill up their drinks. He managed the area with practiced ease, and Blurr honestly wouldn’t mind getting a tip or two with drink making - as he used techniques that he had never seen before and seemed to be a big hit.

The “Swerve” he had ordered was sprisingly bitter, an earthy flavour with hints of the engex and other flavours he didn’t recognize but definitely a delicious mix.

By the end, Blurr was ready to go and most everyone else was too, but he stayed behind for just a moment.

Swerve smiled up at him, seemingly just as peppy as the beginning of the night as he processed the payment. “I would put it on your tab, but Rodimus lost his privileges after he never paid it on the ship, hope you understand.”

Blurr chuckled, “knowing Rodimus, that does not surprise me at all.” Blurr leaned down on the counter, balance slightly off due to the engex still in his system and he wasn’t ready to activate his FIM chip yet. He smiled charmingly when Swerve turned to him.

“Say, what would I need to pay to get the cute minibot’s number?”

Swerve blushed so cutely, caught off guard by the question, and Blurr was sure this Minibot was a fan he wanted to get to know much more.

[aelyxiae]

Quick Blurr Swerve Celebration Doodle

[spiritlion]

Roman Empire type of shit here folks! I just think this dynamic is silly and fun they’d be so silly together I know it! See my vision

Also here’s the original post