#boatcop

[hfreiwald]

Poorly put on those thin blue boots Jerks, cuz this one’s a “would you rather?” It’s ep 287 - Digital Ponytails Are you ready to sign your name to the “Shed Doctrine,” or cancel King Bee? Or are you just a little too tired to play ball? “Get a little zizz on it.” “Here’s some wipes, wash yer dong!” #PoopCherries #BoatCop #ThunderBay #tatooted #Booted #jerkpracticepodcast https://www.instagram.com/p/CqY88vrAJSY/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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if anyone wants to see puppy come to my trailer tonight or tomorrow morning cuz i have too much homework to leave the park

[pissedoffington]

boatcop replied to your post: i’m so stoned i’ve been trying to make a coherent...

I understand

you always understand 

[tramampoline]

boatcop replied to your post: Friday isn’t too hard. I don’...

Wtf why is this read right to left

it's pretty common for festival schedules to have headliners at the left/top because it's the most salient

[poisonfartdog-blog]

boatcop said: Frog-bodied pig

thats true

[tramampoline]

boatcop replied to your post: MY NAME’S BRIAN I LIKE TO -SKATEBOARD-

I’m impressed by how accurately those hyphens convey the motion he makes with his hands

right?

i wish i could also portray in text the SPECIFIC timing of the gross squishing sound