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Poorly put on those thin blue boots Jerks, cuz this one’s a “would you rather?” It’s ep 287 - Digital Ponytails Are you ready to sign your name to the “Shed Doctrine,” or cancel King Bee? Or are you just a little too tired to play ball? “Get a little zizz on it.” “Here’s some wipes, wash yer dong!” #PoopCherries #BoatCop #ThunderBay #tatooted #Booted #jerkpracticepodcast https://www.instagram.com/p/CqY88vrAJSY/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Clutch yer pearls crew, cuz this is a House Pod, and the JERKS are throwin’ Covid Kisses. It’s Ep 286 - Lifetime Achievement Belt This week the JERKS regale you with tales of Farts, Cool Cops, and the Insane Clown Putin! “You gotta go undie-band!” “Them’s 80’s Steroids.” “I dunno… Vote clowns.” #FartBit #jerkpractice #jerkpracticepodcast #covidkisses https://www.instagram.com/p/CqJJT9kuacN/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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This week Mitch the Bitch joins Hanes Her Way and Mullet Gut as they talk Artisanal Acne, Tractor Deaths, and Shawn Hemp's Sonic Green Shootout! It’s ep 285 - Medicine Shoes Put yer New Balance Boots on cuz this baby’s gonna knock you over! We got Kanye’s Confederate Cape, Curvy Dildo Flags, and Greg the Crank Pharmacist “His name was Laurie.” “Shawn Kemp has the smallest ankles.” “I bought Daddy his chin.” “Don’t sleep on a Des Moines Pantera show! #LadyJuliusCeasar #NewBalanceCowboyBoots #DildoWigs #SpicedDust #jerkpractice #jerkpracticepodcast https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp0_QwXryOv/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Alright you White Lungs! Put on those string ties and Protegés cuz the Jerks are reviewing… stuff. It’s ep 284 - Dough Heart Hope you’re hungry cuz the JERKS are dishing up loose meat sandwiches, pouring out coffee-pot coffees, and talking’ Alabama Drag Shows! “Gimme 5 loose meats.” “Let the kettle throw their pots, cuz I’m boiling!” #GamblerLights #Smunday #RayonBase #HunkyKutzFry #jerkpractice #jerkpracticepodcast #jerkyjerks #jerkyjerkface https://www.instagram.com/p/CpjeHHUtSQ8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Episode 283 - Iglooing (DON’T GOOGLE) The JERKS have a new hire under their employ (if you listen close you may hear her…), and to impress her, they talk pennies made of barley, artisanal street sweeping, and the cause of Lincoln’s greasy sugar lips. “He’s goin’ away for the rest of his Salt Life.” “Jeez! You used to be able to park on this block.” #LadyLockUp #RuddyFace #MadDad #Knobsled #RenaisanceSmut #jerkpractice #jerkpracticepodcast https://www.instagram.com/p/CpTGHp_OurZ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Just Because Beer Guy Joe is busy in Putingrad; it don’t mean you Jerks can’t join us in Freiwaldistan for some classic Soda-Brain talk. It’s ep 282 - Texas Jeans Tuck yer pants into those boots Jerks, cuz this ep we’re talkin’ Park Kids, Lip to Roach Ratios, and how the Georgia Nut-Crop is doin’ this year? “We’re just a coupla Soda-Brains here.” “Oh, he wears Texas jeans with a high-starch.” “Don’t fuckin’ touch my kid, you park kid!” “Park game knows park game.” “Are you about to eat four chili dogs?” #CityVibes #SnootyToots #AskJeans #ParkGame #NewYorkCreams #BadBitch #jerkpractice #jerkpracticepodcast https://www.instagram.com/p/CpCB5YKNZzg/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Pull out your Ers Magundi Jerks because you’re about to die laughing (with coins on yer eyes and a lie on yer lips). It’s Episode 281 - Ye Ol’ Dildsmith The JERKS are riding high on the pod-hog this week as they talk tanned bums, bed-church, Bravo’s new show: The Unhoused Bronze Bums of Dallas, and those damn Confederate tattletales! “You landlords are going to the front!” “You Americans are going to Putingrad!” “Get out of that ditch, and come to my bunk.” “We’ll have church on my bed.” #DonSwayze #RicBurns #ChineseDressingShades #ChineseChangingCurtains #jerkpractice #sketchcomedy #comedypodcast #jerkpracticepodcast https://www.instagram.com/p/CotBP43tv92/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Welcome to 3 Dog Pod staring Buxter Barris, Jarles Charles, and Lark Markinson Episode 280 - Alamo Nerds! Listen in as the JERKS (with OJ Uncle Mitch!) get to the bottom of The Dad From Gremlins: Buxster Barris, Hitler’s Reeboks, and Studio 59… “Maybe Pee Wee had less pictures.” “I’m a Stills man!” #SmileyShellShock  #JohnBrownEyes #BroadwaysOfLondon #Donglumbo #Columdong #jerkpractice #jerkpracticepodcast https://www.instagram.com/p/Codyw8WNeZY/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Listen up you CREATURES! Cuz this one’s adapted from a French novel. It’s a Prunty of an episode this week Jerks, as H and Vit. C talk pornography, notes, and why you should never Google - “Bundy Special Needs” “Just stay in bed guys.” “Puttin’ prankin’ grease on the toilet, cuz I’m just lousy with grease.” #PowerfulPrunty #PrankinGrease #Creatures #jerkpractice #jerkpracticepodcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jerk-practice/id1134252966?i=1000597775153 https://www.instagram.com/p/CoLQO9TALIR/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Welcome to Street-Boat Radio! Listen in as Hunky and Dunky discuss murder-tarp dinners, cancer-pork, and Korean gun-gloves. It’s ep 278 - Hunky and Dunky! Pull up those stiff black crispies, clasp those Beatle boot medallions, and itch yer dicks. Cuz this one’s got more cushion than T. Allen’s shoes! “I never saw Tim Allen in a high boot.” “Your dad is Goldie Hawn!” “I’ve never seen a therapist eat more peanuts in all my life.” #CaseysOnionRollover #UnhousedHawaiianBums #PrattsFlags #jerkpracticepodcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jerk-practice/id1134252966?i=1000596808165 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn5Iw2NOJdv/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Pop those Starlight Mints and Pervitin you Polish Kings cuz this one’s goin’ to The Hague! It’s Ep #277 Senior King Luther Join the millions and 1 Gump as Casey tries to determine if the Post’s “Pizza Rat Meets Coke Rat” beats The JP Opinion’s “Double Asses”… “We need to re-nerd the nation!” “All kids are created equal: They hate learning.” “Till Death Do Us Fart.” “I’m gonna say it. There’s not enough rope for the Nazis!” #ItalianBrainOil #CoDeans #PolishKings #MohelsOils #jerkpracticepodcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jerk-practice/id1134252966?i=1000595328683 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cnks75ALoEX/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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We’re droppin’ “one more can of chili for the cupboard.” Translation: Here’s the new podcast. It’s Episode 276 - Gettin’ Some Rounds In Put on your full Zack Morris regalia, hit play and get yer rounds in Jerks! H and C are talkin’ creep half-baths, crooks’ dicks, and Big Creamy Sweet-Milks… “The most painful shave a man can get.” “Which Younger brother am I gonna dream about tonight?” “That’s premo-casket-wood!” #DecorBooks #Rounds #SweetMilk #CaseyTheChargeMaster #jerkpractice #jerkpracticepodcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jerk-practice/id1134252966?i=1000594310183 https://www.instagram.com/p/CnXENvPr-BU/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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We Love 2023 and there’s nothing um… youeee? can do about it! Put on the tail-fringe-rat-jackets Jerks! It’s a new year!.. and we’re ringin’ it in by talkin’ ‘bout the old one. The JERKS pull their microphones out of the toilet to talk tryin’ on “Air Franks,” searching for John Hughesly’s Gold, and blasting ball bearings at Debi Mazar’s butt-hole! “Go left cheek, right cheek, then right in the middle.” “So it’s not just finger-less gloves and bad attitudes?” #ChristmasStew #RatusKhan #AudioSnakeOils #AirFranks #ElegantEric #MilkyNeckMeat #jerkpractice #jerkpracticepodcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jerk-practice/id1134252966?i=1000592768099 https://www.instagram.com/p/CnDHkQHA7iz/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Well 2022, that’s an hour. Looking forward to lots of podding and comedy in 2023!!! New listeners, new guests @justinjameslang (Justy) @rosebudohwelles (gentleman pervert) @comediananthonydevito (pretty Tony D) @gregfstone (Jersey Barb), live shows, more amazing posters and merch from @personofmerit (Case), more randy story hours from @yogahface (H), meta-tricks from @henlala (HBommm). Most important is always reminding you that WE LOVE YOU AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. #420boner #sexboyz #jerkpracticepodcast https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm1YQ8DgcwM/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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It’s PODCAST PODCAST 1 2 3!!! PODCAST PODCAST for Buckskin SANTIE!!! Welcome to some #HellShit Jerks! We’re talkin’ Holiday Rosanne Sweats, Ol’ Soupy Prayer Man, and Hot Belts! “Uncle Tony’s house smells like fried vegetables.” “They put the cuffs on Asner!?!” “Did you give ‘em the ol’ Nazi sift?” #Scumbrandt  #HotBeltStrips #TerryRumbrandt https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jerk-practice/id1134252966?i=1000591024395 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cme7qJmOLN7/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Get those buckskins out Jerks, cuz we’re goin’ mid, then we’re goin’ west. It’s Christmas with Kansas Kringle! Welcome to the future Jerks, there’s Fysion, DEVNA, and Santa Leathers! “It’s all monkey armpits.” “A BIG in every morning, and a BIG in every night.” #PamphletMode #Isodopes #jerkpractice #jerkpracticepodcast #sketchcomedy #comedy #podcast #comedypodcast #hface #CaseyVanHeel #nyccomedy #nyc #newyork #newyorkcity #dom #whofarted? https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jerk-practice/id1134252966 https://www.instagram.com/p/CmO1c6vrvkg/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Happy Birthday E. Weaves!!!! Our beloved JERK E. Weaves is turning 40! So we’re taking for a ride - Join in… IF YOU DARE… “Edit out the pauses.” “Not a chance.” We love you E.W. and there’s nothing you can do about it! #Karene #HBOMMM #ThankYouForBeingAJerk #jerkpractice #hauntedmansion #jerkpracticepodcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jerk-practice/id1134252966?i=1000589643536 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl9dEW1Ag5D/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=