“With several million individual pieces in stockpile ranging from anti-personnel munitions to mighty thermonuclear warheads the need for an expansive maintenance program is clear. I pity the soul who will be funding the upkeep of our stockpile…” - quote attributed to the Munitions General of the War department.
“The development of biological safe explosives was the first step towards the Living Ordinance Division. The rapidly emerging technologies of immunosuppressant injectors, radiation treatments and simple nano machines was the second. Every technology discovered and decision made in the last ten years has been building to this moment. A domino chain of glorious purpose. A soul gone MAD.” - Acting Director of the Living Ordinance Division
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Being unfrozen from a centuries long stint in cryogenic stasis HURT. The feeling of your muscles cramping and squeezing. Your nerves burning. Brain racing as you can feel the gunk they put in your veins is exchanged out for a far more nasty looking greenish fluid. It's probably drugs, or a IV mix. Either way it burns like acid in your veins before you wake up fully. That was the experience Theia went through as she was unboxed like leftover meat. A reward thrown to a wolf she would come to love. A knife that would cut away all her concerns and let her realise her love of the bomb.
Handler Machete.
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“Is this 06?” A pair of green goggles stared down at Theia. They belonged to a tall, muscular woman dressed in a black blast suit and a tank top stained with powder burns. Along her shoulders and neck ran lines where burns and shrapnel had dug into her almost chiseled physique. Theia was glad that she couldn’t see her eyes behind the amber, the deriding slight smirk was enough to convey exactly what the (presumably military) woman was thinking: fresh meat.
“Yes Mam. Recovered from a bunker we found after the last battle. We recovered 329 subjects. You have been assigned twenty eight.”
The smirk grew into a smile. A gloved hand reached out to stroke Theia’s cheek. A scalpel was passed over her to an awaiting hand.
“She is going to be beautiful.”
—- Three days later —-
The first and most vital step to building a perfect weapon of any kind was to consider: what purpose does it serve? Some kinds of bombs are little more than thralls to be thrown at the enemy en mass. Others are holy angels of the battlefield, living receptacles of divine fire who keep the complex machinery of destruction steady in their hearts until the fateful day that a city needs to be erased. As long as the bomb works there is little concern over what ‘modifications’ could be made to satisfy Machette’s interests. The heart can be excised, lungs replaced with filters. The chest cavity hollowed out and filled with a Type 39 Davey 9.5 kiloton core. Gratifying proportions melded in line with a character from a porno held up by steel supported bones. All this and more was what the doctors (with her help) had done to 'Theia'.
Machete let her gloves roam across the new weapon as she considered what a glorious specimen her latest handiwork was. Theia had been overweight before (a natural result of shoddy cryogenics), but now she was voluptuously unbalanced. Her breasts were plump and like putty under her handler’s gloves, packed to bursting with chlorine poison and gunpowder. Hips engorged with nitroglycerin. The bomb handler could feel a wetness form in her pants, a psychotic love of detonants warped and manifested in the body before her. TNT, white phosphorus, nitroglycerine, agent orange, RDX, plastic explosive, gunpowder… Theia was no longer a short, chubby wreck buried in some forgotten shed. She was a model. Not just a model in terms of her gorgeous proportions, but also a model in how to meld flesh with steel. How to elevate a pathetic creature towards divinity. How to build a bomb.
Naturally Theia (like most bombshells) was minutes away from dying at any given moment. Tissues would rapidly decay if the swarms of nano machines and suppressant drugs swimming in her veins weren't regularly administered. The radiation would finally spill out and kill her if not for her remade ribcage. It always gave Machete a thrill to know that she held ultimate control over others, to not just ‘ride the bomb’ down to its target but to be with it on every step of its journey. For millennia people wondered if dropping a bomb or firing a gun truly made you responsible for everything that occurred when it landed in the same way that a knife or blade does. Machete wanted to make sure her hands were drenched in the caustic blood that her opponents would become. To become an apostle of MAD war and revel in her responsibility. To make snow angels in the ash of a dying world.
They had left nothing human within Theia - besides 1.3kg of grey matter which she would take pleasure in corrupting. After all, while any Handler had many bombs to prepare for the war effort, this munition wouldn’t be needed for months. The bomb handler could take her time and enjoy the process.
Theia’s eyes opened at the question and the world looked wrong. A sickly greenish yellow hue had taken over her vision.
“Wh.. what?”
“What are you?”
There was a chiding slap on her ass and the jolt of something clicking within her abdomen. A switch. A chain of numbers spooled over her eyes. A countdown with 5 digits.
The voice was coming from behind her, occasionally soothing her ear; blowing hot smoke as it probed for an answer that Theia simply didn’t have.
This time Theia felt a fat object push through her lower lips. She buckled a little as rampaged in and started to vibrate. The counter began to tick.
“Im… a prisone- f- fuck”.
The bulbous device sped up, accelerating its numeration as pleasure and pain mixed in Theia’s brain.
She was restrained, there was someone behind her.
There was a dildo rammed between her legs and a counter burnt into her eyes.
She was a prisoner? A hostage? Was she in hell? What was happening?
The countdown was advancing rapidly. Theia didn’t know what to do. Was she going to die? Was there a bomb? Was it inside the toy? Why did her body feel weird? A pair of hands groped at her chest and squeezed her tits, playing with two rings attached to… firing pins. What happened to her body?
“Come on baby, what are you?”
The smell of smoke didn’t repel Theia as it had before her freezing. She didn’t cough… she couldn’t cough. She didn’t have lungs.
There was panic rising inside her and the numbers shifted at an even faster almost exponential tempo.
There was weight inside her. Machines under her skin. An explosive force which was begging for release, both from her abused cunt and from her whole shaking body. She felt like she could erupt, detonate, explode, cease in a fireball as the ministrations of her captor kept her on the edge.
“Im… Im a weapon” The pinching grew harder and the voice nibbled at one of her ears.
“Good. What exactly are you though?”
“Im… a bomb”
689
“See that wasn’t so hard.”
Some switch within Theia turned. The countdown hit zero without detonation and the toy was ripped out. Theia moaned. The sepia filter was gone and the world looked cruelly blue.
“Pl… please…”
It was like being on fire. Something about seeing the 00000 made her unreasonably upset, unreasonably horny. She wanted release, to detonate. As much as her brain reviled the idea, she was a bomb and her purpose was to explode.
“Aw. You want to come?” Her captor walked around to look into Theia’s eyes directly. “Well you’re going to have to earn it~”
The pressure keeping Theia standing evaporated and she fell to her knees.
“I am Bomb Handler Machete. You are a Type 39 nuclear bomb within the strategic warfare stockpile. You are mine. You are going to one day explode for me.” Those words should have set her heart racing with confusion and fear, but the pale imitation of the organ seemed unperturbed. Fear didn’t translate well through Theia’s system as whatever this psycho had done kept her in a state of overwhelming need.
Theia saw an object shoved in front of her face. It was a black boot coated in stains and blemishes. Most of it was the marks of where gunpowder had fouled the leather. Her eyes were caught on a line of golden thread running up from the false tongue near the vamp to where footwear ended and Machete’s trousers began. It was the first true object of craftsmanship that she had seen since she was awoken.
“Kiss it”
Theia wanted to disobey, wanted to ask this handler where she was and what she had done to her. Instead head met foot and her lips parted to kiss the midsole. It tasted like refined chemicals and dirt. Instead of gagging Theia felt her body mellow out. It was like this was what she was meant to do, the acrid taste of the chemical reactant was like sugar. Soon kissing turned to licking. She was chasing a high, trying to please the handler. Her handler.
“Good bomb. Good girl. Keep at it.”
Soon the footwear was slick with drool from pull loop to outsole and Theia began on the other shoe. She should be hating this, hating her captor.
“Good girl.”
Why couldn’t she explode, why wouldn’t her aching loins erupt?
The debasement continued until finally the last of the offending mess was removed. Theia could hear the laughter of the woman towering over her. A tiny part of her brain was eager to keep making her laugh, to keep herself in Machete’s good graces. It felt like a purpose, a divine mission. Theia was concerned that this might be a drug talking, it was getting increasingly hard to think.
Her handler opened the latch on what looked like a holster before drawing a blade. It was - of course - a machete. The leather clad sadist sat and bid her victim to sit in front of her, perhaps this was when she finally gave her obedient cleaner her reward? As Theia leaned back to rest her head at neck height to Machete the blade was manoeuvred carefully beneath her chin.
“Good bombs only go off when their handlers and countdowns allow them to. If you come before I say you’re allowed to. Well I can always start over with a new subject. ‘Though id hate to ruin such a lovely bombshell as you.” The butch mad scientist let her hand again finger Theia’s chest.
“F… fuck… please…” The metal was cold against her skin.
“Oh poor thing. Tell me, what did you do before you were put in cryo?”
The groping turned to a gentle pinch.
“I… I was a driver… I used to work for this delivery company.”
Theia focused on any sensation other than the apocalyptic dam she was holding back. She wondered if a suitably powerful release would actually set off the monstrosity in her chest - or if it’s true activation would feel like that kind of orgasm.
“And did you have friends? Family? Did you feel happy?”
“Yes… I… I had friends. And a family… though I never married.”
Another glove wormed its way through her hair, brushing the scalp with the dirty yellow nylon.
“Aw. So you were frozen alone huh? I can imagine you, a century ago, sitting in your vehicle like you are now. Desperate for someone to do what Im doing. Wanting to explode over someone's fingers. Its always been inside you.” Without removing their rough protective gear, Machete pushed her fingers into Theia’s wet cunt.
“N… n.”
“Yes it has. And you’ve always wanted to detonate. To yell and scream. To kill. Everything alive is a bomb, a mass of chemical and kenetic energy waiting to fuck, to crush, to shout, to rut. All I’ve done is supplied the greatest gift you could ever hope to receive.”
The glove wasn’t sensual or compassionate in its plunder and the only thing keeping Theia away from release was the sword of Damocles balanced at her neck.
“Please... h... handler...”
“You can come now.” Those words were like magic as the blade was carefully removed and Theia melted into her handler’s lap. A warm gush of fluid slaked her thighs and welcomed Machete’s glove with lubrication. Machete's words thundered in her brain as her body sang to a crescendo of eruption. Just as her pussy was satisfied of its ache there was a need to satisfy the rest of herself. All the explosive gifts grafted into her flesh needed Machete’s permission.
Theia for the first time in her life begged for the end.