#bone blathers

[softstuffs]

Because things suck, and because I've been thinking about it for awhile, I'm gonna start moving our clangen/Sparkclan posts to a new blog - @softbones-sparkclan

ill still post clangen stuff here, but if you wanna see clangen art only, ya can follow over there.

[konstantinshenkov]

Also I’m too lazy to type out the whole thing, so let me just tell you about another excellent Francis being Francis moment on his first expedition with Parry... So he’d been sent out with a couple marines in a small boat to measure the tides at the head of Fury and Hecla Strait. They had four days worth of supplies, but not long after they’d left, the weather went to shit. The temperature plunged and it got real heckin’ wimdy. 

Back on Fury, Parry looked out the gale and began to Fret. He quickly decided to take a rescue party out to retrieve Francis and the boys, before the route back to the ship was totally closed off by the shitty weather. 

The party struggled ashore, fighting the godawful wind. They fired musket shots to the alert the missing men, but the sound was drowned out by the roaring wind. There was no sign of them anywhere.

Parry was beginning to suspect the worst when suddenly he happened upon a large rock. And behind the rock, sheltered from the wind, was Francis, quietly jotting down his tidal observations, apparently completely oblivious to the tempest raging around him.

And then, one can imagine, he looked up and said, “Oh, hey, Captain Parry. What are you doing here?” 

This man...

[softstuffs]

Au where Moonpaw is in fact Bayshine and Thriftear's kit but the entire clan is convinced its a Squirrelflight and Crowfeather situation where Bayshine and Thriftear adopted Moonpaw from Nightheart and Sunbeam and is a nightsun kit because of her pelt and name, and everyone's jumping to conclusions about it. Moonpaw is a sweet but cunning and devious little devil child who is all too happy to cozy up to her "parents" for extra attention as well as get them in trouble and just generally be a little shit.

aka au where moonpaw takes advantage of the nightsun assumptions to cause problems on purpose

[softstuffs]

Rolling up to the server and typing Pk;m new with a deep sigh like a noir detective setting his rain and bloodsoaked hat on his coatrack after a long day with no leads on the triple homicide.

[softstuffs]

Unstoppable Force (Desperately wants to play Stardew 1.6) vs Immovable Object (Uses heavily modded saves and doesn't want to break own game)

[softstuffs]

"Acne just means you don't shower" "Just get whitening strips!" "Yellow teeth are disgusting" "stretch marks are gross though :(" "invisalign" "*unasked for comments on weight and dieting advice*"

That's cool! But by the way, how do you treat people with actual deformities? Not just a mole or a crooked nose. How do you treat people with visible birth defects? Burn victims, cleft palettes, craniofacial deformities? People's whose deformities are clear and visible? People with visible reconstruction scars, People with visible medical implants?

"Ugly" people do not owe you change. They do not owe you pretty faces or bodies. Your comments and jabs at "gross" traits just says the quiet part out loud.

[softstuffs]

(audio on) One of my favorite parts of having DID is going through our files because im always going to find something batshit ive never seen

I found this while going through our photos, surrounded by pleasing painting gifs and flowery wallpapers we downloaded from pinterest. everything else in this folder I have like vague memory of and then theres just THIS sandwhiched between a kandi pattern and a picture of hyacinths. who the fuck not only watched this video but SAVED IT and downloaded it to have forever?? its like finding a time capsule from an ancient civilization where the priest is like "we need to warn the men that come after us about this. we must tell them." someone in our brain said "one day we will need to look at ronald weevil mcdonald again." what made them come to that decision

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[Image ID: A video recorded of a mcdonalds drive thru from the perspective of the person in the car. The sky is night black and the camera is slowly zooming on the lit up statue of the ronald mcdonald "mcweevil" while the car pulls into the drive thru. it is a statue of ronald mcdonald, but he has 4 arms, holding different food items, and a long weevil snout. The intro to Lady Gaga's "Monster" is playing in the background as the camera perspective slowly turns and zooms in on his elongated face. /.End ID]

[softstuffs]

"On Fridays I stay silent as a respect to Yoba, I hope you don't mind." Krobus we've been married for 5 years.