1 – absolute trash. probably racist, sexist, queerphobic. i hate it with every fiber of my being. if i could, i would burn every copy.
2 – did not like it at all, but i can probably forgive the author for wasting my time.
2.5 – i don’t like it, but i can see how it might work for other people.
3 – it was fine. i enjoyed it, but it’s not going to leave a lasting impression. liked some things, didn’t like others.
4 – almost perfect. i liked most things about it, but it was missing that little magical spark to become a forever favourite.
5 – omg. i’m going to simp for this book until the day i die. please bury me with it and gift everyone at my funeral a copy. thanks.