Me: I'm going to read Lamb by Christopher Moore and Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller! It'll be great! I've heard such great things about these books.
Also me: *puts the books in the f-ing freezer close to the end* no. Nope. I'm in time out. I knew the big ass ship hits the ice burg, I knew the big ass monkey dies, I knew things from history...and yet my dumb ass went and got emotionally attached and now I have to read these characters die when I KNEW they were going to die when I picked up the f-ing book. No. I'm not doing it. They can't die if I don't finish the book. So there.
Also...also me: *Gets the books out of the freezer armed with a box of tissues* I equally regret and approve of my life choices and I don't know how to feel about that.












