#boopmaxxing

[drifting-knightjar]

I am on that hustle culture grindset. Every morning I wake up at 5 am to return every last boop I received overnight. Then all morning I get ahead in my boops, making sure every single one of my mutuals gets drowned in superboops. They can't even open their activity page without crashing their phone because I've been booping all. day.

Then the afternoon and all evening I am booping everyone on this site I can find. No one is booping more than me. You boop me? I already booped you ten times while you were still in bed.

If you want to stop wasting your life, if you've decided it's time to make something of yourself, then take advantage of my program BOOPMAXXING, everyone who clicks this link will get half off, that's a two thousand dollar value for NOTHING

[pitzki]

*COUGH COUGH*

Sorry missus, I've been plagued with this comsumption for o'er three years now..

There lit'l joy in a live spent bed'riden yep.

There would be only one great joy in my life. That would be a boop madam.

If one of your people could just get me a boop, that would be splendid.

*COUGH COUGH*

[benilos]

we better be able to keep the fucking booping

[pitzki]

I don't just like boops.

I love them.

And if I don't love them,

I don't boop-low.

[drifting-knightjar]

MY BOOPS HAVE STARTED WORKING AGAIN!!!

I WILL GET THAT BADGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT, GOD AS MY WITNESS

[pitzki]

chat the boop meter turned black and gold

[veikkoalen]

oh yeah i found it you just smash into the second or third last "meow :3" on the notif page

[blocksforbrains]

LETS GOOOOOOOO