"If you don't turn the heat down, I'm gonna kill you,"
Steve snorts from his position on the floor, cigarette between his fingers as he watches Eddie dangle headfirst off of Steve's bed.
"Such a whiner," Steve rolled his eyes and then casually held the cigarette out to Eddie without moving too much.
Eddie, who was currently watching him from a somewhat upside down angle, glared at him, but still took a hold of the cigarette nonetheless.
"Not a whiner, I just don't like to be turned into cooked chicken when hanging out, is all," Eddie took a drag, puffing smoke around the room.
"You're more of a turkey," Steve grinned, watching Eddie's lips close around the cigarette.
"Oh yeah?" Eddie tilted his head to meet Steve's hazel eyes, "why?"
"All gangly and stuff," Steve chuckled, reaching for the cigarette, but Eddie moved it away. "Gangly?!"
Steve watched Eddie's upside down head, smirking. "Yeah,"
"Dude, that's like, so fucking rude,"
Eddie began to laugh, watching Steve as he too, started too chuckle. "Here, butthead," Eddie held the cigarette out to him, his long fingers incredibly distracting for Steve.
"Hm," Steve grinned to himself, leaning down and catching the cigarette with his lips, brushing Eddie's fingers, "thanks Munson,"
Eddie's cheeks explode in a lovely shade of pink, his breath hitching so much that he started to choke and quickly sits up straight on the bed, punching his chest.
"Jesus Christ!" he squeaked, his eyes wide as he stared at Steve, whom was now on the floor again, his shirt lifted so his stomach was showing a bit, making Eddie feel like a Victorian man seeing ankle for the first time.
"Something wrong?" Steve kept his eyes locked on Eddie's, his lips closing around the cigarette.
"No..." Eddie whispered, "nothing wrong at all," he crawled across the bed, carefully sliding off and kneeling above Steve, hands beside the other man's head.
Steve's eyes were daring him to kiss him, Eddie could practically read the kiss me signs and it made him tremble.
"Do it," Steve finally spoke up after a long silent pause; his free hand tugging Eddie's shirt, "do it,"
Eddie let out a strangled noise, diving downward and capturing Steve's lips, tasting the smoke and mint from the sweets Steve had had earlier.
Steve moaned slightly, making sure to keep the cigarette from falling on to the carpet.
When Eddie pulled away, he hovered near Steve's face, a smile on his face.
"Am I still a turkey?" he asked with all the seriousness of a pineapple.
Steve grinned, licking his own lips, enjoying the fact he could still taste Eddie on them.
"A sexy turkey," he snorted, stubbing the cigarette out before wrapping his arms around a laughing Eddie, lips hungrily finding him.
"And people think I'm the freak," Eddie let out a startled noise as he was effortlessly flipped onto his back, Steve pinning him down with a smirk, looking so devastatingly attractive that Eddie was certain he was a Siren sent by an Eldritch horror.
"Are you suggesting that you don't like the way I talk?"
"Dude, I'm just annoyed you called me a Sexy Turkey,"
Steve hummed, kissing Eddie slowly, his large hand touching the side of his face.
"So you don't want the benefits that come with that compliment?" he mumbled against Eddie's lips, causing the man beneath him to whine.
"I-I didn't say that!" he tried to protest and as soon as Steve went to move, he panicked and wrapped his legs around Steve's waist, bright red in the face, "shut up! I don't wanna hear how red I am, shut up!"
Steve was so in love with this man.













