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If you wanna check it out, just do yourself a favor
And just call this number now, call this number now
If you wanna check it out, just do yourself a favor
And just call this number now, call this number now.”
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No—it’s Bythorne Paranormal Society!
Need to figure out who’s repeatedly knocking at your door at 3AM? Need to know if the spirit of your dead loved one is haunting your house? Well look no further, BPS—a group of high-school seniors who have a weird fixation on alternates for various reasons—are definitely built for the job and has got your back!
If you have any questions or want to book their services, call XXX-XXX-XXX or contact them directly through the Tumblr ask button (wink wink)