Uzi: “Braidon’s on fire again.”
Teacher: “Stop lighting Braidon on fire.”
Uzi: “It wasn’t me this time, though!”
Teacher: “I don’t care. Put him out.”

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Uzi: “Braidon’s on fire again.”
Teacher: “Stop lighting Braidon on fire.”
Uzi: “It wasn’t me this time, though!”
Teacher: “I don’t care. Put him out.”
Do y'all even still like murder drones anymore 😔
Hello, I hope this ask finds you well. That piece of fanart of Braidon you reblogged has gotten me thinking about him and there wasn't much to think about since he was such a minor character. He was mostly in the background till his time in the limelight in Cabin Fever where he spoke a few lines then died. A very unfortunate fate. Looking into his first name, I have found that the name Braidon is a variate spelling of the name Braden which originates from the British Isles. It's meaning is "broad valley" or "broad hillside". Quite a boring name and basic too. Which fits him perfectly with how he dresses and the way he sounds. The essences of a "basic white boy". So, with that in mind I decided to look at a list of surnames of British noble families for inspiration as I imagine that Braidon seems to be from a well-to-do family. I quickly found the last name Acton, which is also British in origins and means "Oak Tree". So, Braidon Acton or "Broad Valley of Oak Trees."
Ohhh that's really smart! Basic bitch ass. I love that.
You're really good at coming up with last names for these Fictional Characters!