5 Minutes of Silence
*Musik stops*
Brain that’s sad i liked that song
Me *anoyed* yeah me too
brain: did your Smartphone shut down again?
me it lookes like it
Brain but why? you were at 80%
me it’s broken of course it has some issues
Brain then you should by a new one
Me if i hade the money for it yes
Brain well then that is sad
me yeah it is
Brain ANYWAYS
me *sceptical* yes?
Brain now we can talk for a while again
me why should i?
Brain because you have to walk for 30 minutes to get home anyways and you dont have anything else with you to kill time.
me: i could ignore you.
Brain but that would be rude AND ... me *sigh* and?
Brain Next week is Valentines day
me and?
Brain NEXT WEEK IS VALENTINES DAY
Me AAAAND?
Brain you should do something with someone
me why? and who?
Brain perhaps your Red Panda
me i’m carrying Miya with me around anyways but don’t you think that would be sad? to hang out with a plushy?
Brain i don’t mean miya!
me I KNOW. i just tried to dodge the subject.
Brain you can’t dodge me you know that. you’re to lazy for that
Me and whos fault is it?
Brain guilty in charge
me i hate you
brain i love you to. But serieously ask her!
Me why should i ask her?
Brain cause you have feelings for her
me: yeah but if we think about your proof from the last time i would be in love with all of my friends.
Brain yeah ok but.
me No but. i would literally die for all of my friends and i want them to be happy to.
Brain but ...
Me you know i would literally travel to the hell and back just to help them.
Brain I’m getting tired of that let us ask someone else
me now you know how i feel! WAIT! who the fuck do you want to ask?
Brain you’ll see go tell him what you think
Heart fucking ASK HER
me ... *sudden Pain in chest appears* i hate you
Brain he is my best proof that i said is true
Heart I SWEAR IF YOU DON’T ASK HER I AM GOING TO TORTURE YOU SO HARD THAT YOU WISH YOU WERE DEAD!!!!!!!!
me *Pain intensifies* you’re tourturing me already
Heart IT’S GOING TO BE FUCKING WORSE IF YOU DON’T DO ANYTHING!!!
me geeeze -us christ ok calm down.
*5 minutes of texting*
me ok i did it. Are you pleased now?
Heart oh my god! oh my god! what if we’re anoying for her! what if she says no! WHY did you do that?
me ...
Heart WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
me you were literally forcing me
Heart NO I DON’T! you could’ve said no
me are you kidding me?
Brain what is the worst thing that could happen? that she says no.
me no the worst thing that could happen is that i meet her we’re screwing that up
Heart I SWEAR IF YOU SCREW THAT UP I I’LL STOP WORKING
me pls not.
brain as much as we know her she will say yes anyways
me you’re probably right
Brain YEAH what should we talk about next?
me perhaps why the fuck you still refuse to encourage me in more useful things
brain Great idea ... i don’t know