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[thebreadmeower]

I bring you my inner nonsense

[based--ball]

1 for fic asks! :]

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1. What fic of yours would you recommend to someone who had never read any of your work? (In other words, what do you think is the best introduction to your fics?)

that is a very hard question actually. i think what i do best (and certainly most) is a snappy 200 or 300 word fic, so one of those for sure. i'm going to cheat and pick 2 because nobody can stop me!!

out of the park because i think that transgender baseball rpf is important fr and that's one of my better fics and i really love it

get back again because it's bo/vlad and bo/vlad is kind of really my thing, and because i think it gets at a few things that i keep trying to do (age and seniority and time being weird when you're someone like vladdy...)

[yanderethorne]

look. ive seen like 2 episodes of taskmaster. i know they're doing silly shit in there. i know about whatever is going on between alex and greg. and yet ive never been so speechless about an out of context task. context could not even help it. i think telling me what the actual task was would make it work.

hey are you good after seeing mat do that.

oh yes. the rituals are indeed intricate w/ greg and alex. the nicknames.. honeypie, baby boy etc etc... they are insane.

genuinely this is my first series of taskmaster but i knew the show's format bc my sister was a fan for a while but well. nothing could have prepped me for this.

it seems i have joined at the freakiest time (and fans' favourite season?)

ok now we get to the good juice 🧃 ... TASK REVEAL TIME.

basically contestants had to choose between the word most vs least. 4/5 picked the word 'most' and i bet you can figure out the outlier here...

that's right, mathew baynton picked the word 'least'.

they then opened the task and contestants who picked 'most' had to eat a yoghurt with the MOST dignity.

so um.... well...

since mathew picked 'least' he had to eat a yoghurt with the 'LEAST' dignity.

most extreme eating wins.

and boy did he take it to the extreme. clearly.

i was just expecting him to smear it all around his face like a toddler and be disgusting with it and shit.

NOT BRAND HIMSELF 'TWIT' IN RED LIPSTICK WITH HEARTS AROUND THE NIPS AND BELLY BUTTON, CRAWL ON ALL FOURS BOXERS-ONLY, LICK THE YOGHURT OFF ALEX'S SHOES AND CALL HIM 'DADDY' AND CRY&&BEG FOR FORGIVENESS.

like that is a sentence. and a thing that happened. on national television mind u. totally normal :)))

and yeah i am :))) normal about it :))) and fine :)) what gives u the idea i'm anything besides that?? :))))))))))))))))) ❤

SPOILER:

anyway that little shit got the full five points for that but like. he deserved it after that humiliation ritual. he put his whole bayntussy into that. literally.

don't come for me tumblr i'm very niceys. this is just a cutsie little british tv show. so quaint. so wholesome.

[oneshotdepresso]

music ask 5 and 23 !! :]

5: A song that needs to be played LOUD

Bomb Tech 49 - DJ Love

**aggressively dances budots**

23: A song that you think everybody should listen to

Underground - f5ve

more ppl should listen to f5ve 🙌🙌🙌

[swissarmymanbf]

hewwo 😳👉👈🌼

HII!!! :3

[misseswallard]

So, me and @breaddoarts made a collab on this artpiece.

It is for a Good Omens AU for our favorite Italian bois.

Here is a reference to their whole outfits. Most of Fabrizio's tattoos have been replaced by silver wings that reflect in the sun.

Ermal can turn into a black wolf and when in "human form" he still has yellow wolf eyes. Ermal is also the wolf that 'The big bad wolf' is based on. (He really just was in the wrong place at the wrong time and now everyone is making upp all these stories about him that never happened. And uuurgh he doesn't like that at all)

Ermal also constantly make fun of Fab's clothes choice. Cause how can he be an angel with that outfit? Weren't they all supposed to have suits or something??

[candy-loverockr]

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[thebreadmeower]

This is how I've been feeling lately