#breadplan

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LISTEN UP FUCKERS IM A SIMPLE BREAD AND I MISS THE DAYS WHERE WE HAD A WAR AND CONFUSED EVERYONE WITH ALL OUR FOOD+PLAN NAMES

I SHALL QUELL MY LONGINGS BY MAKING MORE BREAD

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Peeninis.

(narrows eyes)

Listen here-

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Opinion on paninis?

All bread is good bread!!! Asumming, of course, you are talking about panini bread. Bread is only good if it's bread, you know what I'm saying?

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For personal reasons I will be bread

Please do not try to stop me from achieving my dream

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I would die for you

Then perish

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CARBS ARE NOT BAD

WHO PUT THIS IDEA INTI PEOPLE'S HEADS.

CARBS ARE NOT BAD!!!!

Listen. Everything is bad if you have to much at once. Drinking too much water can kill you. Eating too much poison can kill you. Bread is ruined if you add too many eggs.

BUT THIS DOESNT MEAN THAT CARBS ARE BAD OKAY

YOU NEED A VARIETY OF FOODS TO LIVE

Please do not deprive yourself of certain foods with the hope of changing your body type.

Plus the bread nation's getting sad. The young ones think that you guys don't like us anymore.

In conclusion,

Bread

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I love tumblr

Here I can express my true self. Without fear of being judged. So here I go...

...

I is bread.

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Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me

The bread nation is universally terrified of rolling pins now.