Jul 28, 2023
BARBIE SEXYMAN TOURNAMENT
Who is the better Barbie Sexyman?
Nick and Nack (Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper)
Break (Barbie in a Mermaid Tale)
Voting ended onAug 4, 2023
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BARBIE SEXYMAN TOURNAMENT
Who is the better Barbie Sexyman?
Nick and Nack (Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper)
Break (Barbie in a Mermaid Tale)
Rip: Dad, you almost ready? My friends are very punctual.
Break: [from the other room] I'm already out of the shower. Chill, bro.
Rip: Don't call me bro, I'm your son.
Break: Okay, dude.
Rip: Dude is not an improvement.
It’s been my blog bio for what feels like a lifetime. Now the time has finally come….to turn the Iconic™ line into a gif.
Merliah: What is that?
Break: What?
Merliah: Exfoliating scrub, with pumice!
Break: Whatever, Liah. All I know is when I varnish my boat and I don't want it to streak, I sand off a layer first. Same thing goes with tanning.
Merliah: That is the single most disturbing analogy I've ever heard in my entire life.
Break: You’re a mermaid, Merliah.
Merliah: I’m ..I’m a what?