Beryl: *puts a drink down on the table*
Little Thalia: *stares with wide blue eyes 100% seriously* Put a coaster down, mommy.
Zeus/Jupiter: *also staring with equally blue eyes and seriousness* She's right, Beryl.
Baby Jason: *staring dead on too despite not knowing what's going on*
Beryl: ?????
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I will never let the fandom forget that Zeus is also the god of hospitality.











