#brinnmations

[howlingday]

Jaune: I kinda have a thing for country girls. Y'know, those outdoorsy farm girls that can wrestle a big animal into the ground? Yeah, those girls are hot.

Jaune: But the sad thing is they never go for guys like me, because the kind of guys those girls want are the golden retriever types. Never the, uh... I guess if I had to put myself as a dog breed, I'd say I'm like a husky or maybe a shepherd. But nope, I'm just not the golden retriever those girls are looking for.

[thatfilthyanimal]

THIS IS A KNOWN ABUSER/GROOMER/PEDO SuperPsyGuy/Brinnstar/Bryon Beaubien under a new name! DO NOT ENGAGE WITH HIM!! He lingers in younger fandom spaces like Sonic the Hedgehog and My Little Pony just FYI!! He craves attention AVOID HIM AND DON'T GIVE HIM IT. (I have an entire tag about him under "Psyguy" that covers a LOT of what he's done but it is a very high trigger warning zone for abuse, gaslighting and grooming/pedophilia so be warned! The original callout post for him is VERY old now and mostly deleted but a lot of it still exists in tumblr reblogs on various accounts. Whatever you do just stay away him.)

[howlingday]

Jaune: It's gaining on us!

Yang: Because you're playing the wrong getaway music!

Jaune: What?!

Yang: Change the channel!

Jaune: (Changes it, Fast-paced rock plays)

Yang: (Watches them outspeed the Grimm) Sweet! We got away!

Jaune: What happens if I put on drift music?

Yang: JAUNE, NO-!

Jaune: (Changes channel, Drift music plays)

JY: (Scream in terror)

[howlingday]

Penny Polendina was designed to rival, surpass...

Ruby: And kiss?!

...and outperform Ruby Rose in every way.

Ruby: Especially at kissing~.

But...

Ruby: It turns out Ruby was the way better kisser!

[howlingday]

Nora: Hey! Do you think it's a good idea if I made my entire personality hyperfocused about one specific thing?

Ren: No, I don't think that's a good idea- Oh... You weren't actually asking, were you?

Nora: (Dressed as a giant pancake) No. No, I am not.

[howlingday]

Sword of Destruction Spirit: HOW DARE YOU TAKE THE RELIC OF DESTRUCTION! YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE! (Swings at Ruby)

Ruby: (Ducks) EEK! JAUNE, CATCH! (Launches relic)

Jaune: Huh? (Catches relic) What is this? Is it good?

Sword of Destruction Spirit: (Charges at him) HRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Jaune: NOT GOOD! NOT GOOD!

[howlingday]

Ruby: It's night time.

Ruby: I'm vampire Ruby now.