#broken pickaxe

[somelonelywordmonger]

Steve and Garrett

[jetfuelicedtea]

can’t believe this fic hasn’t gotten any kudos yet <\33

its truly a masterpiece that took me forever to write and that y’all should also read

[dogdaysareover365]

y’all they changed the Minecraft movie poster on HBO Max

[moral-panick]

I just recently watched the Minecraft movie (I had a great time btw, it was a lot of fun) and I was genuinely shocked to find that Jenifer Coolidge was in it, and I just have to say, I LOVE how practically ALL of her characters are just unabashedly horny, it’s beautiful and hilarious.

Also, I ship Garrett and Steve now, so that’s fun

[assignmentimprobable]

@airlocksandaviaries tricked me into watching the Minecraft movie for old man yaoi and this is likely my only contribution:

Yall know how Steve calls Garrett ‘GarGar’? Garrett would not call him Stevie or Steven but I think it’d be hilarious if he did the thing dudes do when they do the wrong full version of somebody’s name. ie. Broseph and called him Stevland as a silly little nickname. So it goes like

Steve: GarGar!!!!

Garrett: Stevland!!!!

Henry: Stevland isn’t a real name?

Garrett: Yuh-huh!

Steve and Garrett in unison: Stevie Wonder! [fistbump and cheer]

[do-you-ship-it-polls]

Do you ship it?

Steve/Garrett Garrison (The Minecraft Movie)

I ship it!

Neutral

I don't ship it

I don't know the characters

Voting ended onJun 26, 2025

reason: The flight scene. That is all. Also, there was no need for them to have so much tension.

tag: @dogdaysareover365

[kitkatclubcopia]

I watched the fucking Minecraft movie for Jack black and stupid callouts but now I'm seeing fanart and having flashbacks to that 2010s era of my childhood where there was the krew and aphmau doing Minecraft roleplays and the fanart people did of these characters and I'm remembering it allll

[pansnovidinniaabandoned]

steve and garrett:

(sex doesn't dictate one's gender, i just think the meme is funny)