#bruce has

[imheretoreadafic]

Superman: "Don't worry ma'am, we had Batman watch your baby while we found you."

Woman: "B-batman? Like... scary, grumpy Batman?"

Superman: "Oh, don't worry! He's great with kids!"

Woman: "I'm not so sure-"

Batman, appearing out of the shadows with a baby wrapped up in his arms, and a diaper bag: "Are you the mother?"

Woman: "Oh! Yes-"

Batman, eyes narrowing: "Prove it."

Woman: "Excuse me??"

Superman, sighing tiredly: "Batman..."

Batman: "Prove. It. Which foot has a birth mark?"

Woman: "Her left??"

Batman, eyes still narrowed, slowly holds the baby out and only relaxes and gives the baby back when she makes grabby hands for her mother.

Woman, hugging the baby to her chest: "Oh there's my little girl!"

Batman, handing over the bag and a notebook: "The notebook has every time she fed and how much she ate. Every time she slept and for how long, along with any disturbances. Every time I changed her, and if there was anything concerning - which, there wasn't. She's very healthy. You should be proud."

Woman: "... thank you?"

The woman and the baby leave. Batman visibly deflates.

Superman: "You already miss the baby, huh?"

Batman: "She was so small..."

Superman, fondly: "Do you want to help with the calves on the farm?"

[gloomshroomofdoom]

what is up with the bats and seeing things?

is hallucinating a family trait of the bats? I swear everyone does it once or twice. I hc that Dick does the most, but they all kinda do.

I think Bruce also would but he’s really good at telling what’s real and what isn’t. Maybe it’s because of how often they get exposed to fear gas or something.

[skecherss]

Happyhoganon: Can you make a pic with an elderly Bruce Wayne controlling a Batman-themed android by just using a high tech headpiece that he uses to fight crime in some fashion?

A Very Good Idea 👌

My brain immediately went to the Batman Beyond universe and concluded that Bruce would use this to annoy the heck out of Terry McGinnis. Naturally, it being Bruce’s, the android would have plenty of spare time to trail ominously after Terry after Bruce succeeds in eliminating all crime in the city, right?