Lois be like:
Lois: hi! I’m Lois this my husband Clark, that’s his boyfriend Bruce, and his baby daddy Lex
Clark: *holding Lois against his hip, arm wrapped around Bruce’s waist. Hi, I’m Clark. This is my wife Lois, this is my boyfriend Bruce, and my baby daddy Lex.
Bruce: *snarling at Lex, held back by Clark* hi. I’m Bruce. This is my boyfriend Clark. This is my Girlfriend Selina, and this is my wife Talia.
Selina: *one hand holding Bruce’s hand, other hand is stealing. Looking attracted to Talia*
Talia: *ankle locked with Bruce. Criming.*
The Kids: Sooo… what do we call who?



















